Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.
HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness 1 = 10 HP = Soft 2 = 50 HP = Medium 3 = 100 HP = Hard 4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.
Chryosten calls in a favor from some of his work buddies with a questionable profession to perform an orbital strike on Sunny Cheese. The requested had to be repeated and confirmed several times, because Chryosten’s friends could not understand what’s so terrifying about a fermented cheese product that it warrant such extreme measure. After numerous scans on said fermented cheese, Chryosten’s friends concluded that Chryosten must have gone native after his extended assignment on earth and resolved to find him some vacation time. However, they still bombarded the fermented cheese product, since even blood-thirsty Aliens life form knows the importance of repaying favors.
Sunny Cheese: 66/500
I Squeeze = 6 the cheese into an seemingly abandon vending machine on page 6 of the forum
