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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
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GoGotank inflicts devastating damage onto Fire cheese with fire of all things... One have to wonder if Blazing Fire Cheese's name is nothing more than a clever bluff.

Blazing Fire Cheese: 297/500

I conduct an extensive science experiment to find Blazing Fire Cheese true Weakness = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Weakness
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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How am I supposed to know what you found? ._.

Blazing Fire Cheese: 289/500

I want to see if the fire will damage it again. FireExperiment = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = FireExperiment
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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It seems to be weak to fire!

Blazing Fire Cheese: 276/500

I tell the cheese to "calm down"! ChillYourMind = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = ChillYourMind
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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No! Not an ice attack! It's strong against them!

Blazing Fire Cheese: 266/500

I lick the cheese. IceCreamMaybe = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = IceCreamMaybe
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You hurt the cheese a little! YAY!

Blazing Fire Cheese: 255/500

I annoy the cheese! NotWeekendYet = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = NotWeekendYet
AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
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Armorplayergc attempts to annoy Fire Cheese didn't even phase it, Fire cheese is immune to Armorplayergc antics by now.

Blazing Fire Cheese: 250/500

I threw fire cheese to Timbuktu = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Timbuktu
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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It only did medium damage, this cheese is getting stronger :\

Blazing Fire Cheese: 241/500

I stare the cheese! HesWatchingYou = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = HesWatchingYou
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese is super creeped out!

Blazing Fire Cheese: 222/500

I sleep on the cheese. CheesyPillow = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = CheesyPillow
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese was like, smashed! YAY!

Blazing Fire Cheese: 203/500

I show the cheese an "evil" number! SixSixSix = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = SixSixSix
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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THE CHEESE IS SO FRIGHTENED!

Blazing Fire Cheese: 185/500

I tell the cheese a horrible joke. FacepalmTillYouDie = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = FacepalmTillYouDie
AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
854 posts
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The cheese decided to record Gogotank jokes, and post them social media site, and was slightly hurt by flamers.

Blazing Fire Cheese: 179/500

I introduce the cheese to these Two = 14
http://s17.postimg.org/nytxnbxjv/pinky_and_the_brain.jpg

DICE RESULTS
14 = Two
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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They did semi-heavy damage to the cheese!

Blazing Fire Cheese: 165/500

I make the cheese play a random scary game WAKEUP = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = WAKEUP
Shoeminor
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Shoeminor
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It just played a boring,poorly-made Sonic.exe clone.(am I right?)

Blazing Fire Cheese: 164/500

Darudesandstorm = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Darudesandstorm
red303
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red303
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The cheese is used to overused internet songs by now and the sandstorm barely affects him.

Blazing Fire Cheese: 161/500

I throw the cheese into the turbine of a jet plane.Vroom = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Vroom
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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WOW! the cheese got seriously hurt! YAY!

Blazing Fire Cheese: 144/500

I throw the cheese from a plane at a height of 20km! HeBroughtAParachute = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = HeBroughtAParachute
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