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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Yes he did bring a parachute, but he opened it a bit late.

Blazing Fire Cheese: 137/500

I throw the cheese in a toilet. Eewwww = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Eewwww
will3
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will3
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Nomad

It was mediumly affected!

Blazing Fire Cheese: 125/500

I Burn = 7 the cheese! Burn, cheese, BURN!!!!!!!!

DICE RESULTS
7 = Burn
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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Darn! The cheese extinguished the fire as soon as it landed in there.

Blazing Fire Cheese: 118/500

I Kick = 10 the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
10 = Kick
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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You kicked it a little hard

Blazing Fire Cheese: 108/500

I Ban = 1 the cheese! he was kicked, now he is going to be banned!

DICE RESULTS
1 = Ban
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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You have no admin powers, so nothing happened.

Blazing Fire Cheese: 107/500

I pet the cheese. CheesyPet = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = CheesyPet
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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You didn't take care well of the cheese, so he got hurt

Blazing Fire Cheese: 98/500

I freeze the cheese! BelowZero = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = BelowZero
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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You froze the cheese inside and out.

Blazing Fire Cheese: 78/500

I strike the cheese with an axe. Axed = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Axed
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese has a new hat now!

Blazing Fire Cheese: 65/500

I make a snake bite the cheese. VenomousBite = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = VenomousBite
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese is feeling bad because of the bite! YAY!

Blazing Fire Cheese: 51/500

I call a dodo to attack the cheese! BackToLife = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = BackToLife
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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It was alive anyway, but ok.

Blazing Fire Cheese: 45/500

I tell the cheese to make its last will, since it's not going to live for much longer. LastWill = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = LastWill
red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

It gets a paper-cut from the will, which then gets infected.

Blazing Fire Cheese: 36/500

I shut the cheese in a car door Bam = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Bam
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The cheese suffered mild injuries.

Blazing Fire Cheese: 28/500

I pour ink onto the cheese. Blackout = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Blackout
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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You destroyed 1/4 of it's life! YAY!

Blazing Fire Cheese: 21/500

I prepare the cheese to it's death! ThisIsYourLastWeek = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = ThisIsYourLastWeek
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese is almost dead now!

Blazing Fire Cheese: 8/500

I've been waiting for this moment SO LONG! Prepare for a DEATH UPPERCUT! DeathUppercut = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = DeathUppercut
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

The cheese explodes after you perform the uppercut.

Blazing Fire Cheese: -4/500

I summon the Marvel Cheese Marvel = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Marvel
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