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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Darkfire45 (Chryosten) summoned Marvel Cheese!

Marvel Cheese: 100/100

I call the most evil character ever to attack Marvel Cheese! EpicFight = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = EpicFight
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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It was an epic fight, but not epic enough.

Marvel Cheese: 82/100

I use my kung-fu skills on the cheese. DragonFist = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = DragonFist
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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Since you were practising all night for that kung fu move, it deals good damage.

Marvel Cheese: 69/100

Tank Missle! TankMissle = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = TankMissle
FishPreferred
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FishPreferred
3,171 posts
Duke

The missile bounces off, but leaves a nasty dent.

Marvel Cheese: 59/100

I lecture the ignorant cheese on how the original Superman is actually the most scientifically plausible superhero; not Iron Man. OnlyThreePowers = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = OnlyThreePowers
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese ignored it

Marvel Cheese: 57/100

I corrupt every superhero in Marvel and they eventually have a fight WatchItFromASafePlace = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = WatchItFromASafePlace
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

You only corrupted 40% of the heroes in the Marvel Universe.

Marvel Cheese: 49/100

I just poke it. Poke = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Poke
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You couldn't poke it hard :\

Marvel Cheese: 48/100

I poke it too YAYPokingParty = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = YAYPokingParty
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

You poke it a little hard but not enough.

Marvel Cheese: 40/100

I send the DC universe to attack the cheese. WorldsCollide = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = WorldsCollide
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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YAY! THE CHEESE IS DYING QUICKLY!

Marvel Cheese: 29/100

I slap the cheese! Anger = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Anger
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

The cheese is stunned from the decently hard slap.

Marvel Cheese: 19/100

I sell the Marvel Cheese to Disney Sold = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Sold
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

It is bitterly hurt at being sold to Disney.

Marvel Cheese: 5/100

I call Thanos to slap the cheese with his Infinity Gauntlet. Overkill = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Overkill
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

The cheese explodes marvelously. (See what I did there?)

Marvel cheese -12/100

I summon the Colorful Cheese Cheese_Summoning = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Cheese_Summoning
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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red303 summoned the Colorful Cheese (OMG, I'm not killing cheeses anymore)

Colorful Cheese: 100/100

I make the cheese play Antichromatic WeirdContrast = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = WeirdContrast
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese colored it...

Colorful Cheese: 99/100

I make the cheese stare at the sun. EyeDamage = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = EyeDamage
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,291 posts
Jester

The cheese is color blind.

Colorful Cheese: 96/100

I paint the cheese deep, deep black. DARKNESS = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = DARKNESS
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