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*drinks seventh glass*

Y-yes...I am perfectly f-fine. Ok...if I get it *hic* wnorg-- wrong, let me h-have another glass be-be-before *hic* leaving

*looks at fingers*
*concentrates as much as possible*

I th--think that *hic* you are holding up s-- aaaa

*falls down*

Okay. He's out cold. Anyone want to do anything with him before I toss him into the stable?

hey, guys? something just opened a rift outside. and it is making demon wine glasses.

*pokes head out from kitchen*
The stable? Are we getting a horse?
*horrible sreeching, explosion, sounds of general mayhem, etc.*
Also, don't come in.
*goes back*

HEY! I also want to drink! give me EIGHT glasses, please

new forum forumate?

that pun was on porpoise.

Absolutely nothing to worry about. It's all under control.
*fights back glowing octopus tentacles with cleaver*
... Uh, still don't come in. *slams door*

Doom, you gotta stop man.

Yes! leave some of them to me! where are my 8 glasses anyway, Chryosten?

*Opens the door and enters the tavern*

Oh... don't mind me I'm just here for a drunk

*passes 8 empty glasses to ap*

Here's your 8 glasses. *troll face*

*wakes up*

ooooh...I'm all dizzy and tired... I sure could use a drink right now *grabs and uncorks bottle*

What happened?

*grabs said bottle from Doom*

You're too drunk Doom. Sober up before you start drinking again.

*pours it into ap's glasses*

*leaves kitchen in a cloud of purple fog*
Soup's on! Now, it's a bit thick, so you might want to get out your knives and forks for this...
What's wrong with him?

YAY! *drinks the 8 glasses* well, I guess I am... f-feeli- feeling o- okay n- now *hic* pl- *hic* please, another glass! *hic*