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*looks out the window*

Oh look...Russia is retaliating with Nuclear missiles! some of them are even aimed towards here XD

*Nukes everyone and destroys the Tavern*

*tavern auto-repairs itself*

Anyone have any idea how to remove radiation?

No sorry...only way I know is the RadAway which doesn't yet exist in this world. And even if it did, how would we get enough doses to protect the Tavern's inhabitants?

Good question. Does anyone have a time machine or use ti- Wait. Nevermind. I have a magic pocket watch I bought from the black market.

*presses button on watch and a bird comes out of the clock face*

I've been duped again! Noooooooooo!

*watches the bird too*

well... I'm sorry Kat, but only one of us can have the bird! *tries to get the bird*

The only way is to wear a rad suit and wait a million years. Or thereof. Or lie. I mean, the Chernobyl cloud somehow stopped at France's borders. ^^

NOOO! THE BIRD! *starts tickling Kat* *tries to get the bird again*

hey guys, can you help me with the one year anniversary banner? celebration will be tomorrow.

I have a one year anniversary banner in storage. Let me just bring it out. *leaves*

*comes back dragging a mouldy and tattered banner with 'Happy One Year Anniversary written on it*

excellent! now everyone, i will @ the starter of this thread, and when he comes in, everyone shout HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!

or else.

@joshua_setyantoro come here now!!!

I'm 100% certain this was not what he envisioned when he started the thread.

*hangs up banner*

Does it matter? At least he provided us with a nice place to laze around in.

YAY! nice places!

hey Chryos and Doom, I challenge you for a drinking contest, the one who can drink more wins, what do you say?

Agreed

So @Chryosten , what will we be drinking? What is on offer that we can use for a drinking game (i.e. somewhat low on alcohol, not particularly intense or irritating, in short something that can be consumed in large quantities)?