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*attempts to get up* Nothing'z WRong with me, I waz just tryyyying to get uup...ugh

*falls again and sleeps*

*sighs* Can someone help me move Doom to the stakes?

*grabs Doom's legs before dragging him away*

I g- guess I *hic* can help *hic* y-you if you g-give me anot- *hic* another *hic* glass please

alright! *hic* I'm g- going to help *hic* b- but you're going to *hic* g- give me another g- glass, Chryos! *hic*

*moves Doom to a stake and ties him to it*

Hopefully he'll enjoy where he ended up once he becomes sober. Anyway, back to the bar. And thanks for the help Kat.

Hang on, Chryos, did you just say you need help moving Doom to the stakes? I didn't know being drunk was punished by torture now 0.0

Just be sure not to damage him too much. Who would I duel with otherwise?

I'm not torturing. Just pulling a prank on him. Nothing wrong with that.

*Notices being tied up to a stake but pretends to still be sleeping just to see what Chryos wants to do*

*zzzzzzz*

*straps nuclear rockets onto Doom and the stake before activating them*

*waves* Enjoy your trip to the stars!

*Doom flies off into the air*

*Sits and take a quick look at his revolver*
One milk. In dirty cup please. What's the wifi password by the way?

*passes the milk in a dirty cup*

Sorry, but last time I checked we don't have wifi. Besides, could you put away your revolver? You're scaring the patrons.

*appears from the warp*

Ok... well, since you are such a big fun of chaos, you are all going to love this one!

I turned the rockets towards Russia through my warp portals And they should fall in 3, 2, 1...BINGO!

Enjoy the third world war XD

alright, let's win it

but where's my drink? I'm already sober again!

Well, I guess that was a bad idea. I should've settled for fireworks instead. Much more flashy and less deadlier than rockets.

*pours drink and passes it to ap*

YAY! *drinks the drink* hey! Ch- Chryos, I want another o- one, please, I want the strongest one you have