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Someone's been reading the quote list, I take it?

i guess that the rule of seeing something first and keeping it can be used to take an alien that crashed into the earth and , of course , you saw it first :v

Someone's been reading the quote list, I take it?

always

That sounded a bit creepy but cute at the same time , it was cuteepy or something like that i guess?

oh, and by the way... has anyone seen my pet Dlak? likes to plop on peoples heads, and grows continuously? and splits to grow? i have not seen him anywhere.

*turns head slowly towards Chryosten; facehugger beings to squeal, curl, wilt and fall to ashes, revealing an annoyed mien*

Seriously? Give me one reason not to set the Alien Pest Control on you. I'm sure shipping facehuggers is illegal somehow, or somewhere.

Hey! You have no idea how hard it is to get facehuggers! They're in high demand due to the Predators constantly buying them for the sake of sport.

*checks order list*

Anyway, there should be an order for velociraptor eggs coming in the next few days. Hopefully they don't hatch and escape just like the facehuggers.

Oooh, dinosaur eggs. I have a couple of Dakotaraptor eggs in the brooding chamber right now. They're said to make wonderful mounts if domesticated.

Well, don't let them brood too deeply. The last thing we need here is a bunch of morose raptors moping about.

Stupid order company. When I asked for velociraptors to raise, I meant I wanted their eggs. I did not ask for actual adult velociraptors.

*sighs*

Now what the hell am I supposed to do with them?

It is funny. That order company is really stupid apparently. It would have been far easier and less time consuming to just deliver the eggs. Actual adult velociraptors, aside from being somewhat hard to find, must have given them hell when they tried to catch them, box them and ship them.

You just gave me a great idea. I'll send these velociraptors back to the order company and release them there. Hopefully that'll teach them not to mess up my order. Any casualties as a result of this incident are not my responsibility.

*trans-dimensional warp appears* i hope no one minds a giant, humanoid, slightly blocky, walking robot of absolute doom coming.

Νo one minds, don't worry. We've gotten used to it.

Hm? Yeah, just put it over there with the others.
*indicates eight giant blocky doom robots standing in the corner*