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No fair, I got the idea of cyborg dinosaurs first *sulks for a second*

Anyway, this is only part of my project. Another part necessitates a bit of daemon essence, but Doombreed didn't fall for my trap. I still got those data chips, though, and if you can find me some daemon essence (I'm sure you have the right connections), I'd be willing to give you a copy of all information I can find on the robot's weaponry and power drive.

Easy. Just build an exoskeleton capable of bearing the power cores and the weapons. Then mount the exoskeleton onto a velociraptor and enjoy crushing

Don't worry. I can probably figure these out for you. Just get me some allen keys, a pipe wrench and a half cup of cranberries.
*examines a core casing*

Or, for an easier way, just look inside the robots, to see how they were connected in the first place

Or, for an easier way, just look inside the robots, to see how they were connected in the first place

err... those were the drones. (sorry, i was out all day, and could not tell you what they were. those were slightly smaller, but far weaker versions of one of my favorite death robots, the Rhodes 3.(the reason i was out was COSI volunteering.)) yeah, uh... there is a dude piloting a really big one coming...
*laser slices wall in half* you guys have fun with that. it has a Physical Dismemberment laser head cannon, rocket launcher, plasma cannon of knockbacky thing, flamethrower, plasma shield, and, of course, jet boots. also,it kinda calls in B-83 bombers, with B2 nukes. oh, and the fact that i have about 2000 in storage. i better go check if they were stolen too... bye! have fun!

Good to know that. Good thing I installed an EMP field here. It covers a five mile radius.

*pulls lever to activate it*

Someone finish off that huge robot? We have a huge bounty on our hands!

Easy. Greatest weakness? Pilot assisted...

All that is left is to kill the pilot

*Disappears in the warp*

*comes back after 5 seconds* So yeah. Just opened a portal inside the ****pit and slaughtered him. Deed done.

*Robot collapses*

Huh. There isn't anything in this core except hundreds of wind-up toy airplane elastics. They must have sprung for the economy brand, or something.

I was away from this place for a long time. What all did I miss?

*robot gets back up*

did i mention (WARNING: BREAKING OF THE FOURTH WALL: before i say anymore, this thingy is from a popular minecraft mod that has been made into its own game, Rival Rebels. all features of the robot are IDENTICAL to the main robot, and the wound up rubber bands were for the rubber band cannon. (yes, it has that.) your best bet (as it is immune to EMPs, as it does not have complex circuits) is to nuke it repeatedly OR make a machine gun rocket launcher. i am trying to make this a full fledged boos fight, as the ORIGINAL is,in fact, a boss. thank you.) that this thing is also autonomous? piloting is not needed, but when not piloted, it just kills everything.

BOSS SHEET(EVERYTHING HERE IS INCIDENTAL TO THE MAIN STATS!)

Health: 15000
Weapons: Ein-Sten laser, DPS 5, stays on for up to 10 seconds. Rocket Launcher, type, seekers, deals 100 damage. Plasma cannon, deals 1 damage, but knocks you back really far. flamethrower, sets stuff on fire. nukes, need i say more?
Other: Jets boots.
Tips: RUN!!! when not piloted, the world record speedrun of this boss took 7 minutes, with 13 deaths!

Hey, look what i found! *brings out giant bomb* lets blow it u-*bomb backfires, and all the stuff comes out* crud. well, i am out of ideas.

(i do promise this is the last time, i am trying to attain a record for attentiveness to a subject. the longest amount of post on something like this i am fairly sure is about 100 or something. i think we will break it SOMETIME.)

(at 1:00 EST, i will finish it off with a little cheekiness. (AKA i will fix my nuke.) hope you can beat by then!) ahh... the taste of something wanting to punch me in the mouth...

Well, to sum all that stuff up: it's not dead yet and it's immune to the EMP field. It also has a load of weapons in it's arsenal. But never mind that. We have a giant robot to disable.

*summons a large amount of giant ice crystals*

Well, I'll just go ahead and say this is the definition of insanity.

*fires the crystals into the barrel of the weapons*

the head laser just shatters its crystal, the flamethrower/plasma cannon melts its, and the missile launcher blows it up. however, not before it robot is damaged slightly.

Health: 14750
Weapons: Ein-Sten laser, DPS 5, stays on for up to 10 seconds. Rocket Launcher, type, seekers, deals 100 damage. Plasma cannon, deals 1 damage, but knocks you back really far. flamethrower, sets stuff on fire. nukes, need i say more?
Other: Jets boots.

(please, if you are gonna do something related to this, say @etg2002 before, so i can show you what it did. trust me, i know its every reaction.)

oh well. This is not destroy the enemy. At this place, my power is absolute

*opens a warp portal right where the robot is standing*

There. It may not be done for but at least we've gotten rid of it.

Now let's get back to salvaging the other 8...if there is anything left

*looks at the bits of scrap left* Oh...

unfortunately, combining the robot with the warp hack made THIS happen!

Health: -1
Weapons:111010010100111010010010111010010010110110101010110101001010100111010001010111010010100100100010111111111100010101010101010101

i think you beat it.