This is a forum game based on how ____ you are.
Ex: R2D21999: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?
User 1: How tough am I? I once ate a bowl of nails... with no milk.
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How happy are you?
User 2: How happy am I? I just had my favorite food while surrounded by fluffy kittens. etc.
Alright let's start this thing.
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?
How tough?I once was stabbed repeatedly to almost death and didn't show any pain/fear/ect. ect.
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon.How manly are you?
How manly? I once took fried potatoes out of the frying pan and into the plate with my bare hands!
Welcome to Salty Spitoon. How frightened are you?
F-Frightened is all i'm feeling right now!I-I jusst ran away from sp-spiked zombies everywhere!I could only go slightly faster than them!Not t-to mention lava was emerging form the ground!I barely made it out of there!
Welcome to Salty Spitoon. How dead are you?
How dead am I well I'm ONLY the grim reaper so not very.
Welcome to Salty Spitoon. How hungry are you?
How hungry am I? I could eat 250 pancakes and ask for 10 pounds of bacon.
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How Communist are you?
I am American,Not communist!
Welcome to the salty spitoon. How good a general are you?
I once led an army of 50 men against a force of 5,000, and won with no casualties.
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How confused are you?
Confused? Who asks?
Welcome to Salty Spitoon. How sad are you?
I'm so sad I once beat omegap in a crying contest.
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How embarrassed are you?
embarassed? I had to take a bath in soup and take a walk out in the street until I receive 5 car honks
Welcome to Salty Spitoon. How Gantic are you?
How ugly am I? I'm so ugly, that I am considered beautiful and work of art.
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How legendary are you?
Legendary? I once walked on water. They still haven't figured out it actually happened...
Welcome to Salty Spitoon. How modest are you?
How modest am I? Reasonably so, but not entirely.
Welcome to the Spitty Saltoon. How James Franco are you?
How james Franco am I? pretty much none at all.
Welcome to the Spitsalt Platoon, how crafty are you?
I'm so crafty, I'm planning a way to hack your AG account right now.
Welcome to Toony Spisalt, how ugly are you?
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