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R2D21999
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Hello citizens of ArmorGames! It is I, the great and powerful R2D21999. I have gained wisdom after many eons and I've decided to share that wisdom with you all. Once per day, I will permit one question from every user. However, it's only one question a day. More than one and I will forever leave your other questions unanswered for a whole day. It has to be more than exactly 24 hours.

So come... amuse me with your questions, mortals.

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FishPreferred
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FishPreferred
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Does this count as a question?

R2D21999
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R2D21999
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It does indeed.

armorplayergc
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Well, Fish asked his question already, let's see if you said the truth: are you going to ignore this question?

R2D21999
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Nope. Every user can ask a question daily, but that same user can't ask two questions in a day.

dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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why do u- *ahem*

Why do you keep poisoning cookies?

Doombreed
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So...Great "Oracle" if I must call you that...wait...do I need to call you that?

R2D21999
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R2D21999
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Why do you keep poisoning cookies?

It gives the cookies flavor and a certain type of zing.

So...Great "Oracle" if I must call you that...wait...do I need to call you that?

If you so wish.

R2D21999
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I can, but I don't want to. Me and I are having a pretty complicated relationship right now. It's best I don't talk to myself.

nichodemus
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Who let the dogs out o mighty great one?

Doombreed
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Did you bear witness to the power of Gantic's will?

R2D21999
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Who let the dogs out o mighty great one?

Woof. Woof woof, woof woof.

Silly @Doombreed. It hasn't been 24 hours yet.

Doombreed
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Well, guess I was in a hurry. I didn't read the last part of the OP. As soon as we made it into a new day, I asked away

akshobhya
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akshobhya
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Are you selling cookies? If yes, where?

R2D21999
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R2D21999
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I'm selling cookies, yes.

etg2002
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etg2002
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Why are you a R2 unit made in 1999, in a slenderman costume, in a santa costume in the arctic?

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