"what?" "hah! you just ate processed rat crap!" "dont eat the chicken balls, its really dog!" "hey ugly! hey.. hey im talking to you!" "yo mamas so fast...we are in short supply" "if your still reading this dont stop or somthing bad will happen, post this everywere or you will turn into a chicken!" "your to fat!" "dont tear me" "im edible... trust me" "tip your waitor... or die" "1" "2" "3" "boom! your dead"
"in the coming week, one of your close friends will begin to hate you for mentioning this stupid fortune too them all the time, and the week after that you will find yourself in a mental hospital. how to avoid: throw this away and don't speak of it too anyone." from darck
"This fortune cookies is laden with toxins. You have been tricked into ingesting posion through the devious usage of an innocent looking fortune cookie. Hahaha!"
