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"The next day you will receive a package containing 5 rabid squirrels"

"You will burn in hell if you leave without paying... I mean it..."

That's all i have in my head!

"These are fake"

"You shall land in a bag of flaming dog poo"

Nuff said...

"Life sucks, then you die." ~Raptor's Bus Buddy

kill the person next to you and you win a free pass to eat here for the rest of your life!*











*only eligible if you commit suicide immediately after

"You have learned to read."

if you are illiterate, please call 1-800-LEARN-2-READ

"You will be kicked in the face by a mule good day sir or madam"

'You have read your fortune'

or

'You have found a piece of paper in a cookie. How original.'

DO YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS STUPID COOKIE IS REALLY GOING TO TELL YOU YOUR FORTUNE?

"Buy another cookie if you dare!"

"Your ignorance has led you into buying these useless fortune cookies"

"just keep buying em' cookies you know how stupid you are"

Love is blind for those who seek it
and love is bad for those who don't.

Ugggggggggggghhhhhh!!! *Grudge Appears*