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LOL! Heard that, loved it! 7.5/10 lol.
K, this one might be a bit more MATURE, but lol what the heck.
Its a classic with a twist!:
5 comes up to 6 and goes, "6, why are you so afraid of 7?"
And 6 starts sniffling and crying and says, "Cuz, cuz, cuz 7 ATE 9! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Hes crying and sniffling some more, and then he goes, "Aw wah, I miss 9! We had some good times together! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*69*
Hahahahaha! My friends thought that was funny LOL!
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4/10

ha- uhh what?

WARNING ANOTHER CHUCK NORRIS JOKE

chuck norris toilit paper, its rough, its tough and it dont take a crap from no one.

6/10

Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands, When he came back home they were just called the Islands.

7.5/10

Have you heard of the kid who doesn't make sense?
He makes dollars.

|i give it a 4/10

0/10 for not telling a joke

A woman gets onto a bus with her baby and the driver gasps "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!". The mother is so mad as she finds a seat the man next to her asks her whats wrong. "The driver just insulted me!" she says. So the man says "You go right up to him and tell him off - Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

nice made me laugh the second time, i didnt get it the first time 8/10

EXTRA, EXTRA: Blonde fired from banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones.

ill put another one cause i dont think its my best

a blind man walks into a bar, takes his dog, and starts swinging him over his head, the bartender asks" What are you doing?" the blind mans says " Oh, just looking around

what are you talking about i put 2 down, and urs isnt even close to funny 0/10

EXTRA, EXTRA: Blonde fired from banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones.

a blind man walks into a bar, takes his dog, and starts swinging him over his head, the bartender asks" What are you doing?" the blind mans says " Oh, just looking around."

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: âMy friend is dead! What can I do?â

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: âJust take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.â There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: âOK, now what?â

That joke is made the best joke of the world. Made by someone else.

0/10 no joke -.-

A man in a bar walks up to the bartender and say "I bet you $50 i can pee in that bowl on the other side of your bad and not a drop will go any where but the bowl."Well the bartender sensing a good deal says "Ok sounds good."So the man pulls it out out and starts peeing...not a drop makes it in the bowl."HA", the bartender say's,"Well where's my fifty dollars?"The man pulls it out and gives it to him."Just one question" the bartender say's,"You don't seem mad at all about losing that fifty, why's that?"The man replies"See that guy at the table in the corner i bet him $200 i could pee all over your bar and you'd be happy about it."

sorry 6/10

Haha nice one! 10/10, but 7/10 for double posting, you funny hypocrite! =(

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0/10 for having a long long joke and i didn't even laugh! not even a giggle not even a smile

10/10 lol alll great..

I have a joke but its wuite dumb..

Q:What did the cat say to the mouse?
A:Get off the shiney screen!