second one 9/10 first was racist. 2 dude go hunting in a forrest 1 hunter shot his buddy and calls 911 *911 what is your emergency* I just shot joe i think he's dead. *first see if he's dead*...........................BAM!.............ok now what.
a bird food salesman was walking through a park, and he sees a bird. He gives the bird a sample of the food, and asks the bird what he thinks of it. The Bird responds "cheep!"
and yes, I really did make that one up, like 5 years ago.
Theres are some guys going to be forgiven by a priest.
The first guys says he stole a car. The priest says ok, drink the holy water. The second guy said he kicked a hobo. THe priest said ok and told him to drink the holy water.
The priest asked the third guy what he did. Third guy says " I pee-ed in he holy water"
6/10 A man walks into a catholic confesional and says to the priest "I've sined im dating four twenty year old girls." "The priest say's ok how long since your last confesion?" "Never,"say's the man"I'm Jewish.""Then why are you telling me?"the priest says. "Telling you" says the man,"I'm telling EVERYONE"
