What i need for this competition is 4, 8 or 16 good joke teller. 3 judges and good jokes. Your alloud to say any jokes. Questions, yo mama jokes, knock-knock jokes... ANY!Even blond jokes, midget jokes but don't do too much descrimanation plz. Soo who wants to join. By the way, in the beginning of the game, the 2 competetents says a serious battle of jokes or just fun. I hope you know whats the difference.
ok we have our three judges so know anyone and or evreyone START TELLIN JOKES and then our three judges will just post a coment on how good/bad it was all coments must be at least 3 words
Ok so the teachers says to jacob: "you have to learn the first 6 letters of the alpabet"
jacob says: "Ok no Prob
So as Jacob gets home and goes to his room he sees his sisster who was talking on the phone and asks "what is the first letter of the alphabet?" the sisters says: "shut up and go away" and then jacob askes: "what is the second letter of the alpahbet" and she answers "wana go on a ride baby"
so then he goes to his brother who was playing a game on the tv and asks what is the 3 letter of the alpabet and he says: "bbbbbbbatman"
then he goes to his mom who wa in the bathroom and asks "what is the 4 letter if the alphabet?" and the mom makes a FUNNY NOISE.
so then he goes to his dad who was watching a fotball game and making toast and asks: "what is the 5 letter of the alphabet" and his dad says: "49 hit it hard"
so then he asks his dad: "what is the 6 letter of the alpabet"and his dad says: "my buns are burning my buns are burning."
so then the next day when Jacob comes to school his teacher asks jacob "what is are the 6 letters of the alphabet?" and Jacobs says: "Shut up and go away" then the teacher asks :what was taht you said?" and he says: "lets go on a ride baby" then the teachers sends jacob to the princebals ofice and the Princebal asks: "what is your name son" and jacob says "BBBBBBATMAN" and then he asks why were you sent here and he makes a funny noise. and then the princable asks: "How much times should i spanks you" and he says: "49 hit it hard" and then after the spanking the Princable asks: "how are you feeling now" and Jacob says: "My buns are burning my buns are burning!!!"
In light of the season, I remember hearing this joke from my uncle:
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Mary," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice filled with disgust. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."
