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Communist
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( true events )

a child's school was learning about religion.

This child comes along and says he believes in the church of a "Spaghetti monster". The teachers and staff were obligated to devote 1/3 of their time on a lesson about the giant flying spaghetti monster. Soon, they came to their sences and cut it out of their learning seesions upon discovery about the fact that this child completely made it up.
How do you explain this? please post your opinion here!

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nichodemus
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Theres a cult on it now. And I think theres one about an invisible pink unicorn which is pretty ironic.

Pixie214
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And I think theres one about an invisible pink unicorn which is pretty ironic.


It's about as ironic as a man that can walk on water and turn water into wine.
Lynoth
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Spagtti can't fly

Yeah well, God can't.... be God.
Fritz_Rublehem
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This is just strange, I don't really know what to say about this flying spaghetti monster.

YourShadow
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Well if a flying spaghetti monster did come, I would call up Italian chefs to try to calm the giant beast using their SPAGHETTI COOKING POWERS!

capartyboy1212
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Ok you are lieing I saw thin on an episode of The Colbert Report don't steal people's ideas liar.

VoteSocialist
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Well if a flying spaghetti monster did come, I would call up Italian chefs to try to calm the giant beast using their SPAGHETTI COOKING POWERS!


Ignorant fascist.
Green12324
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Well if a flying spaghetti monster did come, I would call up Italian chefs to try to calm the giant beast using their SPAGHETTI COOKING POWERS!


The flying spaghetti monster is a peaceful beast.
dudeguy45
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Here, you might be surprised.


EPIC!

kamrad
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It is real, if you don't believe me then check wikipedia, it never lies =P

Caucheka
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well i technically wouldnt say that FSM is a religion, at this point i think its more like a cult....

amosff
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ahhh its back it huants me in my dreams and now on the forums

MageGrayWolf
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Spagtti can't fly


I don't know, when I was little spaghetti seemed to fly pretty well. At least until it hit someone in the face.
VoteSocialist
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FSM's word is the law.

orfict
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holy noodles, that's the most amazing thing I've hear in a few months! Hahahaha!

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