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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, âWanna hear a blonde joke?â
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, âBefore you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. Iâm a 6â² tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6â²2â³, weighs 225, and heâs a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6â²5â³ pushing 300 and heâs a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?â
The blind guy says, âNah, not if Iâm gonna have to explain it five times.â

its ok but try to take out those annoying box thingies

a blond walks into the library. she walks up to the counter, slams a book down and screams at the librarian, "this is the worst book i have ever read!" "it has no plot and far to many characters!"
the librarian looks up and calmly remarks " so your the one who took the phone book.

sorry didnt mean to add the boxes i dont know what happened they just somhow got there.

Contestants
1.Tennisman24
2.Aireo0
3.Nick123ABC
4.Korn72491
5.Darkboy58465846
6.mugazin
7.BloodRuneth
8.Soupmaster22
9.thoadtheload
10.matt15
11.TexanProvo
12.p10xm0nk3y
13.pur30wn4g3

No more people please we are ready to begin seconed round starts dec. 26

and as you post a joke plz click my egg



Merry Christmas and to all a good night

pur30wn4g3, probably its because you copy it from microsoft word and paste it here or maybe from a specific site only for members???

Globdog76, can we post one today?

This dosen't count my next one will.

They had once 3 boys in heaven and 3 clouds. If you step on the black cloud, you get a ugly girl, if you step on the grey cloud nothing happens and if you step on the white cloud, you get your dream girl. But they didn't know that. So the first and oldest boy walked and hope to have a beautifull girl but step on the black one.Then he teleported. The next day, angels were asking him why was he crying. He said:My Girl friend was ugly and really bad to me. The next boy went in the grey cloud. Nothing happen so he was happy. Now the last youngest boy went and hope that he will ave his dream girl. So he estimated how many steps he had to do to make it until the white cloud. He counted 7. He took 1 step, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Just before he did hes last step, he teleported to a ugly girl. He said:What happen. The girl said: Aww man, i step on the black cloud!

mattt i get it but i dont find it that funny, use correct grammar, and by the way ur not supposed to post jokes today

im not gonna be on till the 28th what do i do

just post it now HURRY the seconed round will most likely end after Dec. 28 anyway

Capatyboy: tell these people that the joke ccompetition round 2 is starting
1.Tennisman24
2.Aireo0
3.Nick123ABC
4.Korn72491

Monocycles:
5.Darkboy58465846
6.mugazin
7.BloodRuneth
8.Soupmaster22

ill do the rest later

ok so the joke competition second round starts now?

COME ON GUYS TELL THOSE PEOPLE WE NEED TO START

ill tell nick123abc and korn72491

lol these jokes r funny, i have jokes but most of them are inapproite

ok thanks dark boy

king mike we are full please enter in joke competition3 who will be run by one of my judges whoever gets thier work done for telling people

Post jokes this is the seconed round