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Minnakht

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Posted March 12, '09 9:33pm UTC

This one is a blatant ripoff...

A house
HP: 100000
Skills: Alot of annoying ones
Status: Unaffected by anything yet. Made of bricks, paint, concrete, metal, wood, and furniture.
Special rules: You cannot assume something happened, but you can predict the results. If the results are strictly set, you have to post them. One action per between my posts. You can OBJECT by giving proper reasons, but only once per rejected action. I have the rights to deny your attack or OBJECTION without any reasons, but I promise I'll limit this to when I'm really tired and/or lazy and stuff. In these cases, I may lend this thread to someone else.
Stage: Forest. Contains some pines and such.
Dead people: None yet
Simplified people: None yet
BANNED people: None yet
Disintegrated and insane people: None yet
Possible time when I'll check again: About 18 hours from now
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Other stat I should put in template
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Being dead disables your own physical actions.
Being simplified disables all actions that have to be explained or are just complicated. Basically limits your movepool to simple physical attacks performed by you.
Being BANNED disables your rights to post here.
Being disintegrated and insane disables your all actions that could influence anything.
If I meet alot posts after these 18 hours and do not answer because I'm too lazy, you may imagine beating me up until I look like a hunk of meat that can be used for culinary reasons. I know that these threads are alot of responsiblity, and I'm a novice in this, but these other destruction threads either make you destroy your environment of frustration or are abandoned already, so I can't be that bad.

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This one is a blatant ripoff...\r\n\r\nA house\r\nHP: 100000\r\nSkills: Alot of annoying ones\r\nStatus: Unaffected by anything yet. Made of bricks, paint, concrete, metal, wood, and furniture.\r\nSpecial rules:  You cannot assume something happened, but you can predict the results. If the results are strictly set, you have to post them. One action per between my posts. You can OBJECT by giving proper reasons, but only once per rejected action. I have the rights to deny your attack or OBJECTION without any reasons, but I promise I'll limit this to when I'm really tired and/or lazy and stuff. In these cases, I may lend this thread to someone else.\r\nStage: Forest. Contains some pines and such.\r\nDead people: None yet\r\nSimplified people: None yet\r\nBANNED people: None yet\r\nDisintegrated and insane people: None yet\r\nPossible time when I'll check again: About 18 hours from now\r\nOther stat I should put in template\r\nOther stat I should put in template\r\nOther stat I should put in template\r\nOther stat I should put in template\r\n\r\nBeing dead disables your own physical actions.\r\nBeing simplified disables all actions that have to be explained or are just complicated. Basically limits your movepool to simple physical attacks performed by you.\r\nBeing BANNED disables your rights to post here.\r\nBeing disintegrated and insane disables your all actions that could influence anything.\r\nIf I meet alot posts after these 18 hours and do not answer because I'm too lazy, you may imagine beating me up until I look like a hunk of meat that can be used for culinary reasons. I know that these threads are alot of responsiblity, and I'm a novice in this, but these other destruction threads either make you destroy your environment of frustration or are abandoned already, so I can't be that bad.\r\n\r\nStart.

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Nomad

Posted March 18, '09 6:46pm UTC

i break a near by dam (with a remote detenation charge so idont drown) causing a large flood which would cause massive flooding damage to the foundation of a house

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Minnakht

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Nomad

Posted March 18, '09 7:07pm UTC

Anyways, I go into the house, have a picnic with the house and have some good convosations, I realise the that house didn't do anything to anyone and is killing for self defence. So I create and join the A House defender fan club! (Fixes house)

House fixed a bit. Recovered 100 HP.

I shoot Matty 360 unless he chooses to attack the house, and then I run away and have an absolutely massive droid army (as seen in star wars, with their lazers) cover my retreat by attacking the house.

Due to insufficient amount of information given, the weapon is set to default: "sucky blaster pistol". Matty360 takes 20 damage, and is stunned for 1 turn.

The droid army... Well. First, the Humanoidal Avatar of A House forms of tapwater, wielding a lightsaber and uses his "House Sense" to deflect some lazers, then curtains started to do the same thing. Avatar dissolved some salt in it, then began to shortcircuit the droids. After some time...

1023 damage. (because that's 111111111 in binary, probably).
Droids destroyed.

I kill RubberyChicken with the Falcon Punch
(REVENGE!)

I roll behind you and counter Falcon Punch. All of this happens before my assault.

FALCON PUNCH! YAS! YAS! YAS! LARGE RECOVERY! COUNTER PUNCH!

daleksparta takes 40 damage and is simplified for a turn, RubberyChicken takes 20 damage.

I am angry so I throw the book at the house, and then go on AG to calm my nerves. But it doesn't work so I throw a couple of sticks of dynamite at the house...

9 damage. [hint]fuse has to be ignited to trigger explosion eventually[/hint]

I send in a Giant larger then the house and whose neck is bigger then all of the curtains combined and send him in with an Axe to chop down teh house and then the rest of the forest,and I control his mind my self so he won't do anything stupid,while I keep myself away from danger in a fortified bunker.

Chimney artillery uses a combination of a missile and a shaped charge. Holes blown in the giant's head and heart. Dead. Faceroof for 2000 damage. Giant is dead.

i break a near by dam (with a remote detenation charge so idont drown) causing a large flood which would cause massive flooding damage to the foundation of a house

The nearbiest dam isn't nearby enough. Water does not reach the house.

A House
HP: 77051 (-2932)
Skills: Alot of annoying ones. Most notable ones are Strangle with a Curtain, Form Avatar and Chair Stampede. It can also fix its structure slowly.
Status: Made of bricks, paint, concrete, metal, wood, and furniture. It also trusts the house cleaner hired by mattt15. Some bees defend A House. There are a few sticks of dynamite lying nearby.
Special rules: Same as before, and they can be found on the first page. STATIDONKERS are disabled. Definition of a STATIDONKER can be found on page 3. Using E99 effectors is disabled. Oversized amounts of soldiers are "restricted".
Stage: Forest. Contains some pines and such. Some are broken already, and about 26 are lying on A House, together with a giant. And, a bit further away, there is a large explosion crater.
Dead people: None
Simplified people: daleksparta (1 turn left)
BANNED people: None yet
Disintegrated and insane people: None yet
Possible time when I'll check again: soon, hopefully.
Relations: None between players and NPCs.
Stunned people: Matty360 (1 turn left). Stun makes you unconscious and unable to do anything, but it isn't permanent and you have a body.
Other stat I should put in template
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[quote]Anyways, I go into the house, have a picnic with the house and have some good convosations, I realise the that house didn't do anything to anyone and is killing for self defence. So I create and join the A House defender fan club! (Fixes house)[/quote]\r\n\r\nHouse fixed a bit. Recovered 100 HP.\r\n\r\n[quote]I shoot Matty 360 unless he chooses to attack the house, and then I run away and have an absolutely massive droid army (as seen in star wars, with their lazers) cover my retreat by attacking the house.[/quote]\r\n\r\nDue to insufficient amount of information given, the weapon is set to default: "sucky blaster pistol". Matty360 takes 20 damage, and is stunned for 1 turn.\r\n\r\nThe droid army... Well. First, the Humanoidal Avatar of A House forms of tapwater, wielding a lightsaber and uses his "House Sense" to deflect some lazers, then curtains started to do the same thing. Avatar dissolved some salt in it, then began to shortcircuit the droids. After some time...\r\n\r\n1023 damage. (because that's 111111111 in binary, probably).\r\nDroids destroyed.\r\n\r\n[quote]I kill RubberyChicken with the Falcon Punch\r\n(REVENGE!)[/quote]\r\n\r\n[quote]I roll behind you and counter Falcon Punch. All of this happens before my assault.[/quote]\r\n\r\nFALCON PUNCH! YAS! YAS! YAS! LARGE RECOVERY! COUNTER PUNCH!\r\n\r\ndaleksparta takes 40 damage and is simplified for a turn, RubberyChicken takes 20 damage.\r\n\r\n[quote]I am angry so I throw the book at the house, and then go on AG to calm my nerves. But it doesn't work so I throw a couple of sticks of dynamite at the house...[/quote]\r\n\r\n9 damage. [hint]fuse has to be ignited to trigger explosion eventually[/hint]\r\n\r\n[quote]I send in a Giant larger then the house and whose neck is bigger then all of the curtains combined and send him in with an Axe to chop down teh house and then the rest of the forest,and I control his mind my self so he won't do anything stupid,while I keep myself away from danger in a fortified bunker.[/quote]\r\n\r\nChimney artillery uses a combination of a missile and a shaped charge. Holes blown in the giant's head and heart. Dead. Faceroof for 2000 damage. Giant is dead.\r\n\r\n[quote]i break a near by dam (with a remote detenation charge so idont drown) causing a large flood which would cause massive flooding damage to the foundation of a house[/quote]\r\n\r\nThe nearbiest dam isn't nearby enough. Water does not reach the house.\r\n\r\nA House\r\nHP: 77051 (-2932) \r\nSkills: Alot of annoying ones. Most notable ones are Strangle with a Curtain, Form Avatar and Chair Stampede. It can also fix its structure slowly.\r\nStatus: Made of bricks, paint, concrete, metal, wood, and furniture. It also trusts the house cleaner hired by mattt15. Some bees defend A House. There are a few sticks of dynamite lying nearby.\r\nSpecial rules:  Same as before, and they can be found on the first page. STATIDONKERS are disabled. Definition of a STATIDONKER can be found on page 3. Using E99 effectors is disabled. Oversized amounts of soldiers are "restricted".\r\nStage: Forest. Contains some pines and such. Some are broken already, and about 26 are lying on A House, together with a giant. And, a bit further away, there is a large explosion crater.\r\nDead people: None\r\nSimplified people: daleksparta (1 turn left)\r\nBANNED people: None yet\r\nDisintegrated and insane people: None yet\r\nPossible time when I'll check again:  soon, hopefully.\r\nRelations: None between players and NPCs.\r\nStunned people: Matty360 (1 turn left). Stun makes you unconscious and unable to do anything, but it isn't permanent and you have a body.\r\nOther stat I should put in template\r\nOther stat I should put in template

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Nomad

Posted March 18, '09 8:18pm UTC

Wait! I was IN the house because I'm in the A House defender's club so how didhe get in? I cry and explain my problems to A House and he wants to take revenge on my. Take the RC racing chicken!

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necromancer

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Peasant

Posted March 18, '09 8:35pm UTC

I go to the local hardware and farm supply store to buy stuff. I purchase all of their propane tanks and ammonium nitrate fertilizer. I then set about building piezoelectric fuses and containers for the NH4+NO3-. I put them in a durable plastic casing with a dense metal head and the piezoelectric fuse at the tip. I hire a pilot and a few guys looking for a job in this bad economy. They are to fly up 2000 feet above the house, just out of range of its chimney artillery, open the cargo hold and push akk of the NH4+NO3- bombs out of hold immediately followed by the propane tanks so that all explosives will follow the calculated trajectory adjusted for height, plane velocity, and windspeed. With the explosive power of several hundred kilos of NH4+NO3- and fiery blast of the propane the house shall be leveled even if it manages to take a few bombs out with its chimney artillery.

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RubberyChicken

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Posted March 18, '09 8:42pm UTC

I then Summon each of the characters in SSBB (minus charcters in duplicate forms, Zero suit samus/samus, Zelda/shiek...)to attack the wall, and if you want specifics... And all characters have been bribed to do my bidding...
Prediction: rejected due to too many over powered characters. A link in case you are slightly confused...

Mario- After bribing him even more, he will pelt the house with fireballs and should the enemies get close, he will do his signature jump attack
Link - He will use his bombs while getting close, then he will slash the house repeatedly
Kirby - Swallow the chairs (and elementals) if they come, and copy their awesomeness, other wise, just use the hammer.
Pikachu - send lightning a the house, attack if they get too close...
Samus Aran - charge lazers beforehand, use first, then just fire missles.
Fox McCloud - Hop inside the land master, then as it is getting blown up, hop out and shoot the house
Princess Zelda - dins fire, and if they get too close, nayru's love so that they go away.
Bowser - stomp on them
Donkey Kong - general beatdown of the house
Yoshi - roll in his egg to attack the house!
Princess Peach - throw turnips!
Ice Climbers - whack the house with their hammers
Ganondorf - again, a general beatdown here, maybe with some warlock punches...
Marth - duel the chairs (and elementals) should they come, other wise, just slash the house with the sword.
Captain Falcon - FALCON PAWNCH!!!
Ness - PK fire and PK flash, and should they get to close, use the yo-yo
Luigi After bribing him even more, he will act in the same way Mario does
Jigglypuff - make the chairs sleep, then make them die
Mr. Game & Watch - attack with his aerial attacks.
Falco Lombardi - blaster, unless they get too close, then just whack them normally
Meta Knight - mach tornado ftw
Pit - use his side B of cheesy ness (the repeating attack with his swords making a shield.
Wario - Fart as he is in the mists of the enemy, then road kill them.
Solid Snake - hide in his box until the battle is over, then attack the house after killing Matty360.
Ike - attack the house normally
Squirtle - not much here other than to tell him to attack the house normally...
Ivysaur - razor leaf
Charizard - rock smash to deal damage to the house, and chairs if need be
Diddy Kong - peanut gun, until they get close, then attack normally.
Lucas - See Ness except replace PK Flash with PK freeze and the yo-yo with some regular attacks.
Sonic the Hedgehog - make the enemy dizzy while dealing some damage to the house.
King Dedede - waddle Dees, then hammer if the chairs (and elementals) get to close...
Pikmin & Olimar - thow obscene amount of pikmen at the wall, unless enemies are close, then he will use the pikmen to attack them
Lucario - Aura sphrere, and a general beatdown too...
R.O.B. - Lazers and gyros against the house.
Toon Link - technically a different link (too long of a story to explain...) he attacks in the smae way that regular link does.
Wolf OâDonnell - blaster, and use his reflector and then attack normally if they get close.

I then Summon each of the characters in SSBB (minus charcters in duplicate forms, Zero suit samus/samus, Zelda/shiek...)to attack the wall, and if you want specifics... And all characters have been bribed to do my bidding...\r\nPrediction: rejected due to too many over powered characters.  A link in case you are slightly confused... [url=http://guides.ign.com/guides/748545/][/url]\r\n\r\nMario- After bribing him even more, he will pelt the house with fireballs and should the enemies get close, he will do his signature jump attack \r\nLink - He will use his bombs while getting close, then he will slash the house repeatedly\r\nKirby - Swallow the chairs (and elementals) if they come, and copy their awesomeness, other wise, just use the hammer.\r\nPikachu - send lightning a the house, attack if they get too close...\r\nSamus Aran - charge lazers beforehand, use first, then just fire missles.\r\nFox McCloud - Hop inside the land master, then as it is getting blown up, hop out and shoot the house\r\nPrincess Zelda - dins fire, and if they get too close, nayru's love so that they go away.\r\nBowser - stomp on them\r\nDonkey Kong - general beatdown of the house\r\nYoshi - roll in his egg to attack the house!\r\nPrincess Peach - throw turnips!\r\nIce Climbers - whack the house with their hammers\r\nGanondorf - again, a general beatdown here, maybe with some warlock punches...\r\nMarth - duel the chairs (and elementals) should they come, other wise, just slash the house with the sword.\r\nCaptain Falcon - FALCON PAWNCH!!!\r\nNess - PK fire and PK flash, and should they get to close, use the yo-yo\r\nLuigi After bribing him even more, he will act in the same way Mario does\r\nJigglypuff - make the chairs sleep, then make them die :)\r\nMr. Game & Watch - attack with his aerial attacks.\r\nFalco Lombardi - blaster, unless they get too close, then just whack them normally\r\nMeta Knight - mach tornado ftw\r\nPit - use his side B of cheesy ness (the repeating attack with his swords making a shield.\r\nWario - Fart as he is in the mists of the enemy, then road kill them.\r\nSolid Snake - hide in his box until the battle is over, then attack the house after killing Matty360.\r\nIke - attack the house normally\r\nSquirtle - not much here other than to tell him to attack the house normally...\r\nIvysaur - razor leaf\r\nCharizard - rock smash to deal damage to the house, and chairs if need be\r\nDiddy Kong - peanut gun, until they get close, then attack normally.\r\nLucas - See Ness except replace PK Flash with PK freeze and the yo-yo with some regular attacks.\r\nSonic the Hedgehog - make the enemy dizzy while dealing some damage to the house.\r\nKing Dedede - waddle Dees, then hammer if the chairs (and elementals) get to close...\r\nPikmin & Olimar - thow obscene amount of pikmen at the wall, unless enemies are close, then he will use the pikmen to attack them\r\nLucario - Aura sphrere, and a general beatdown too...\r\nR.O.B. - Lazers and gyros against the house.\r\nToon Link - technically a different link (too long of a story to explain...) he attacks in the smae way that regular link does.\r\nWolf Oâ��Donnell - blaster, and use his reflector and then attack normally if they get close.

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Minnakht

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Nomad

Posted March 18, '09 9:21pm UTC

I've read through this whole thing. Now it's too late.

Possible time when I'll process all this stuff: About 4-5 PM, and now it's 10:20 PM, so 18-19 hours from now

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Nomad

Posted March 18, '09 9:50pm UTC

I plate the house with metal, hopefully increasing its hp.
(again, meant to aid the house)

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RubberyChicken

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Nomad

Posted March 18, '09 11:44pm UTC

I learn how to falcon Punch, and I Falcon punch daleksparta for helping the enemy.

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daleksparta

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Nomad

Posted March 19, '09 8:15am UTC

I Chaos Control out of the way, leaving rubberychicken to the house's attacks.

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bigbrain

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Nomad

Posted March 19, '09 12:41pm UTC

I kick the house!

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Minnakht

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Nomad

Posted March 19, '09 6:59pm UTC

Ohwell, a giant response...

Supreme Overlord Minnakht appeared!
He used Dividement!
Now, each of the characters here will duel or group fight another group of characters that the Supreme Overlord sent!

Mario - Platform Racer Master
Link - Morshu the Shopkeeper
Kirby - The Narrator
Pikachu - Dugtrio
Samus Aran - Sonny
Fox McCloud - Sinitar the Ice Master
Princess Zelda - Impa
Bowser - Major Earth Elemental
Donkey Kong - Humanoidal Avatar of A House made of Tapwater
Yoshi - AWESOME the Dinosaur
Princess Peach - Polski Rolnik
Ice Climbers - Icy Tower Guy
Ganondorf - IPo the Reader
Marth - Heroes Pit Lord + piercing boost
Captain Falcon - Heroes Magma Dragon
Ness - A Really Fast Thing
Luigi - Poisoned SPAGEDI
Jigglypuff - Hypno pokeman
Mr. Game & Watch - Pure White Assassin
Falco Lombardi - Glue Blob
Meta Knight - Tubepiston
Pit - Custom Fire Elemental
Wario - Super Sniper
Solid Snake - Airplane
Ike - ComPower
Squirtle - Lanturn
Ivysaur - Glalie
Charizard - Donphan
Diddy Kong - MajorBOB
Lucas - Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo
Sonic the Hedgehog - Giant Water Elemental
King Dedede - Gill Bates
Pikmin & Olimar - Secret Police
Lucario - Minnakht
R.O.B. - EMP Guy
Toon Link - Moist von Lipwig + invisiblity
Wolf O'Donnell - Woodsman + Skills

Quick descriptions of each fight

Mario - Platform Racer Master
Arena: Platform Racing 2 Editor
Platform Racer Master used Laser Gun! Mario is reduced
Mario used Jumpon! Platform Racer Master takes damage
Platform Racer Master used Downwardarrowblocks! Mario can't jump!
Mario used nothing, as he cannot use Jumpon and Fire!
Platform Racer Master used Damage Until Helpless Opponent Loses! Mario loses!

...this is taking too long, we apologize for any inconvie... we're sorry that we care about RubberyChicken's attack so much and that we won't process your stuff fast.

I'll finish this later. And process all other attacks too. Please wait.

Ohwell, a giant response...\r\n\r\nSupreme Overlord Minnakht appeared!\r\nHe used Dividement!\r\nNow, each of the characters here will duel or group fight another group of characters that the Supreme Overlord sent!\r\n\r\nMario - Platform Racer Master\r\nLink - Morshu the Shopkeeper\r\nKirby - The Narrator\r\nPikachu -  Dugtrio\r\nSamus Aran - Sonny\r\nFox McCloud - Sinitar the Ice Master\r\nPrincess Zelda - Impa\r\nBowser - Major Earth Elemental\r\nDonkey Kong - Humanoidal Avatar of A House made of Tapwater\r\nYoshi - AWESOME the Dinosaur\r\nPrincess Peach - Polski Rolnik\r\nIce Climbers - Icy Tower Guy\r\nGanondorf - IPo the Reader\r\nMarth - Heroes Pit Lord + piercing boost\r\nCaptain Falcon - Heroes Magma Dragon\r\nNess - A Really Fast Thing\r\nLuigi - Poisoned SPAGEDI\r\nJigglypuff - Hypno pokeman\r\nMr. Game & Watch - Pure White Assassin\r\nFalco Lombardi - Glue Blob\r\nMeta Knight - Tubepiston\r\nPit - Custom Fire Elemental\r\nWario - Super Sniper\r\nSolid Snake - Airplane\r\nIke - ComPower\r\nSquirtle - Lanturn\r\nIvysaur - Glalie\r\nCharizard - Donphan\r\nDiddy Kong - MajorBOB\r\nLucas - Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo\r\nSonic the Hedgehog - Giant Water Elemental\r\nKing Dedede - Gill Bates\r\nPikmin & Olimar - Secret Police\r\nLucario - Minnakht\r\nR.O.B. - EMP Guy\r\nToon Link - Moist von Lipwig + invisiblity\r\nWolf O'Donnell - Woodsman + Skills\r\n\r\nQuick descriptions of each fight\r\n\r\nMario - Platform Racer Master\r\nArena: Platform Racing 2 Editor\r\nPlatform Racer Master used Laser Gun! Mario is reduced\r\nMario used Jumpon! Platform Racer Master takes damage\r\nPlatform Racer Master used Downwardarrowblocks! Mario can't jump!\r\nMario used nothing, as he cannot use Jumpon and Fire!\r\nPlatform Racer Master used Damage Until Helpless Opponent Loses! Mario loses!\r\n\r\n...this is taking too long, we apologize for any inconvie... we're sorry that we care about RubberyChicken's attack so much and that we won't process your stuff fast.\r\n\r\nI'll finish this later. And process all other attacks too. Please wait.

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Nomad

Posted March 19, '09 8:47pm UTC

lololololol.... sorry about the huge attack... So, are each of my characters going to lose? and I have an uber ability to stop your chaos control, making you even more vulnerable to my FALCON PWNCH

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Nomad

Posted March 19, '09 9:45pm UTC

Continuation

Link - Morshu the Shopkeeper
Arena: Shop
Morshu used Claim Faulty Equipment, Link has no bombs or stuff
Link used Punch, Morshu damaged
Morshu used Bombs, Link damaged very bad
Link used Stay Immobile, not taking periodic damage
Morshu used Rupee Barrage, Link defeated

Kirby - The Narrator
Arena: Dark Room
The Narrator used Offscreen
Kirby used nothing
The Narrator used Attack Helpless Enemy until He Loses, Kirby loses

Pikachu - Dugtrio
Arena: Grassy place
Pikachu used Thunderthing, doesn't affect Dugtrio
Dugtrio used Earthquake, super effective, major damage
Pikachu used Weak Physical Attack, dealt minor damage
Dugtrio wins

Samus Aran - Sonny
Arena: Train
Sonny used Coffee Infusion - recover 20 Focus per turn for 10 turns
Samus Aran used whatever she uses
Sonny used Psychopath Form
Samus Aran used whatever she uses
Sonny used Epiphany
Samus Aran used whatever she uses
Sonny used Corruption, healing most the damage Samus Aran did to him, and damaging her badly
Samus Aran used whatever she uses
Sonny used Further Corruption Spam, Sonny wins

Fox McCloud - Sinitar the Ice Master
Arena: Underground Terrain
Sinitar casts Ice Bolt on Fox McCloud, Cold Death deals addtional damage equal to 100% of Fox's health, Fox loses

Princess Zelda - Impa
Arena: Impa's Bedroom
Impa used Reenact
Princess Zelda used "Wake up Impa, we're going to Gamelon"
Impa used Coup de Grace Dagger Stab, Princess Zelda loses

Bowser - Major Earth Elemental
Arena: Whatever from this game your guys are from
Bowser used whatever
Major Earth Elemental used Throw Turtle-Like Thing 1000 Miles Away
Bowser loses

Donkey Kong - Humanoidal Avatar of A House made of Tapwater
Arena: Sewers
Donkey Kong used Attack, splashes through Avatar
Avatar uses Drown, Donkey Kong loses

Yoshi - AWESOME the Dinosaur
Arena: 1337 Hot Girls in Revealing Bikinis
Yoshi used Be Embarassed, loses his turn
AWESOME used GIANT LAZOR, Yoshi loses

Princess Peach - Polski Rolnik
Arena: Polska Wies
Princess Peach uses Throw Turnips
Polski Rolnik uses Catch Turnips
<Insert repeating these actions 5943 times here>
Polski Rolnik uses Sell Turnips, Buy a Combine Harvester, Turn Enemy into Gory Bloody Mess, Princess Peach loses

Ice Climbers - Icy Tower Guy
Arena: Downscrolling Platformed Tower
Ice Climbers use Steady Climb, 3 floors climbed
Icy Tower Guy uses Fast Giant Combo, 80 floors climbed and about 10 times faster
Ice Climbers lose

Ganondorf - IPo the Reader
Arena: Office
IPo the Reader uses Book of Koridai - Imprisonment
Ganondorf loses

Marth - Heroes Pit Lord + piercing boost
Arena: Lavay field
Marth uses Sword Slash, parried
Pit Lord uses Sword Slash, pierced through, Vorpal Sword kills Marth

Captain Falcon - Heroes Magma Dragon
Arena: Infront of a Pizza Bar
Captain Falcon uses FALCON PUNCH, Magma Dragon hit for 5 instakills damage
Magma Shield recoils Captain Falcon for 40% damage, Captain Falcon hit for 2 instakills damage
Both lose

Ness - A Really Fast Thing
Arena: Grassy place
A Really Fast Thing killed Ness already, while you were checking what arena this battle is in

Luigi - Poisoned SPAGEDI
Arena: Mario Hotel Intro Place
Luigi uses Eat
Luigi uses Die of Poison
both lose

Jigglypuff - Hypno pokeman
Arena: Rocky surface
Jigglypuff uses Sing, Hypno's Insomnia prevents the effect
Hypno uses Hypnosis, Jigglypuff fell asleep (contains iron)
Jigglypuff is fast asleep
Hypno uses Dream Eater
<Repeat until Jigglypuff wakes up>
Jigglypuff uses Weak Physical Attack
Hypno uses Hypnosis
<repeat as many times as necessary, remember that Dream Eater heals the caster>
Hypno wins

Mr. Game & Watch - Pure White Assassin
Arena: SHIFT 3 map White Space background
Mr. Game & Watch uses Cannot See the Enemy
Pure White Assassin uses Assassinate Helpless Victim
Mr. Game and Watch loses

Falco Lombardi - Glue Blob
Arena: Amorphous+ location
Glue Blob uses Glue
Falco Lombardi uses Cannot Move
Glue Blob uses Attack Helpless Opponent until he Loses
Falco Lombardi loses

Meta Knight - Tubepiston
Arena: Small cylindrical place
Meta Knight uses Stab
Tubepiston uses Repeatthingly Crush
Tubepiston wins

Pit - Custom Fire Elemental
Arena: No Earth
Pit uses whatever while flying
Custom Fire Elemental uses Burn Wings
Pit falls
Pit loses

Wario - Super Sniper
Arena: Very large place and you start in opposite corners
Super Sniper uses Shoot from 5 Miles Away
Wario uses Take Ages to get to Super Sniper
Super Sniper uses Defeat Wario during these Ages
Wario loses

Solid Snake - Airplane
Arena: Street
Solid Snake uses Hide in Box
Airplane uses Pick up Box and Deliver it to the Middle of Ocean/South Pole
Solid Snake uses Drown/Die of Freezing

Ike - ComPower
Arena: Empty Room
Ike uses Sword Slash
ComPower uses Release a Small Amount of Energy in Form of Heat
Ike is vaporized
Ike loses

Squirtle - Lanturn
Arena: Underwater
Squirtle uses Physical or Water attack, normal/small damage
Lanturn uses Electrical Attack, super effective
<repeat some times>
Squirtle loses

Ivysaur - Glalie
Arena: Seaside
Ivysaur uses Razor Leaf, normal/small damage
Glalie uses Ice Beam, super effective
<repeat some times>
Ivysaur loses

Charizard - Donphan
Arena: Ramps
Donphan uses Defense Curl, defense increased
Charizard uses Rock Smash, this isn't very damaging
Donphan uses Rollout, super effective and +100% to damage due to Defense Curl
<repeat some times>
Charizard loses

Diddy Kong - MajorBOB
Arena: Pile of figs
Diddy Kong uses Peanuts
MajorBOB uses Peanut Butter Make
Diddy Kong uses Lack of Peanuts
MajorBOB uses "Life is a hotdog"
MajorBOB uses Eat
Diddy Kong lost his life
Diddy Kong loses

Lucas - Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo
Arena: Desert
Lucas uses whatever he uses
Bobobo uses Resist Every Enemy's Attack
Lucas uses whatever he uses
Bobobo used Drive Enemy Insane
Lucas uses whatever he uses
Bobobo uses Do Randomness
Lucas uses whatever he uses
Bobobo uses Super Fist of Nosehair Finisher Attack
Lucas loses

Sonic the Hedgehog - Giant Water Elemental
Arena: Street
Sonic uses Aquaphobia
Giant Water Elemental uses Absorb
Sonic uses Panic Even More
Giant Water Elemental uses Drown
Sonic loses

King Dedede - Gill Bates
Arena: Micro'$ Hits Own Bank Place
Gill Bates uses Point Out Similarity to Linux Logo
King Dedede uses Enrage
Gill Bates uses Money Crush
King Dedede loses

Pikmin & Olimar - Secret Police
Arena: Hew - The Dystopia: Streets
Olimar uses Throw Pikmen
Secret Police uses Recovery - Immune to Periodic Damage
Olimar uses Throw Pikmen
Secret Police uses Some Attack
Olimar uses Throw ikmen
Secret Police uses Renew Recovery
<repeat many times>
Olimar loses

Lucario - Minnakht
Arena: On a Raft
Lucario uses Aura Sphere
Minnakht uses Create: Barrier, attack blocked
Lucario uses General Beatdown, attack blocked
Minnakht uses Create: Hermetically Sealed Container Around Lucario
Lucario uses up his air and suffocates
Lucario loses

R.O.B. - EMP Guy
Arena: Typical Rooftop
R.O.B. uses Laser
EMP Guy uses EMP
R.O.B. is disabled
EMP Guy uses Damage Until Helpless Opponent Loses
R.O.B. loses

Toon Link - Moist von Lipwig + invisiblity
Arena: Ship
Toon Link uses Search for Enemy, failed
Moist von LLipwig uses Steal All the Stuff from Toon Link
Toon Link uses Punch
Moist von Lipwig uses BOMBS
Toon Link loses

Wolf O'Donnell - Woodsman + Skills
Arena: Forest
Woodsman uses SonnyStyle Break
Wolf is stunned
Woodsman uses Wholeheight Vertical Slash
Wolf is Cut into Halves
Wolf loses

Alright, I think this is enough.

Mmm...

I'll process the rest of your attacks later.

Possible time when I'll check again: Like 16-17 hours from now

Due to Special Circumstances or something like that, you don't have to wait until I process your attack. You can post one next one per person now. I'll process both. Also posting 2 Status Piles. Just like I'll process two rounds in one post.

Continuation\r\n\r\nLink - Morshu the Shopkeeper\r\nArena: Shop\r\nMorshu used Claim Faulty Equipment, Link has no bombs or stuff\r\nLink used Punch, Morshu damaged\r\nMorshu used Bombs, Link damaged very bad\r\nLink used Stay Immobile, not taking periodic damage\r\nMorshu used Rupee Barrage, Link defeated\r\n\r\nKirby - The Narrator\r\nArena: Dark Room\r\nThe Narrator used Offscreen\r\nKirby used nothing\r\nThe Narrator used Attack Helpless Enemy until He Loses, Kirby loses\r\n\r\nPikachu -  Dugtrio\r\nArena: Grassy place\r\nPikachu used Thunderthing, doesn't affect Dugtrio\r\nDugtrio used Earthquake, super effective, major damage\r\nPikachu used Weak Physical Attack, dealt minor damage\r\nDugtrio wins\r\n\r\nSamus Aran - Sonny\r\nArena: Train\r\nSonny used Coffee Infusion - recover 20 Focus per turn for 10 turns\r\nSamus Aran used whatever she uses\r\nSonny used Psychopath Form\r\nSamus Aran used whatever she uses\r\nSonny used Epiphany\r\nSamus Aran used whatever she uses\r\nSonny used Corruption, healing most the damage Samus Aran did to him, and damaging her badly\r\nSamus Aran used whatever she uses\r\nSonny used Further Corruption Spam, Sonny wins\r\n\r\nFox McCloud - Sinitar the Ice Master\r\nArena: Underground Terrain\r\nSinitar casts Ice Bolt on Fox McCloud, Cold Death deals addtional damage equal to 100% of Fox's health, Fox loses\r\n\r\nPrincess Zelda - Impa\r\nArena: Impa's Bedroom\r\nImpa used Reenact\r\nPrincess Zelda used "Wake up Impa, we're going to Gamelon"\r\nImpa used Coup de Grace Dagger Stab, Princess Zelda loses\r\n\r\nBowser - Major Earth Elemental\r\nArena: Whatever from this game your guys are from\r\nBowser used whatever\r\nMajor Earth Elemental used Throw Turtle-Like Thing 1000 Miles Away\r\nBowser loses\r\n\r\nDonkey Kong - Humanoidal Avatar of A House made of Tapwater\r\nArena: Sewers\r\nDonkey Kong used Attack, splashes through Avatar\r\nAvatar uses Drown, Donkey Kong loses\r\n\r\nYoshi - AWESOME the Dinosaur\r\nArena: 1337 Hot Girls in Revealing Bikinis\r\nYoshi used Be Embarassed, loses his turn\r\nAWESOME used GIANT LAZOR, Yoshi loses\r\n\r\nPrincess Peach - Polski Rolnik\r\nArena: Polska Wies\r\nPrincess Peach uses Throw Turnips\r\nPolski Rolnik uses Catch Turnips\r\n<Insert repeating these actions 5943 times here>\r\nPolski Rolnik uses Sell Turnips, Buy a Combine Harvester, Turn Enemy into Gory Bloody Mess, Princess Peach loses\r\n\r\nIce Climbers - Icy Tower Guy\r\nArena: Downscrolling Platformed Tower\r\nIce Climbers use Steady Climb, 3 floors climbed\r\nIcy Tower Guy uses Fast Giant Combo, 80 floors climbed and about 10 times faster\r\nIce Climbers lose\r\n\r\nGanondorf - IPo the Reader\r\nArena: Office\r\nIPo the Reader uses Book of Koridai - Imprisonment\r\nGanondorf loses\r\n\r\nMarth - Heroes Pit Lord + piercing boost\r\nArena: Lavay field\r\nMarth uses Sword Slash, parried\r\nPit Lord uses Sword Slash, pierced through, Vorpal Sword kills Marth\r\n\r\nCaptain Falcon - Heroes Magma Dragon\r\nArena: Infront of a Pizza Bar\r\nCaptain Falcon uses FALCON PUNCH, Magma Dragon hit for 5 instakills damage\r\nMagma Shield recoils Captain Falcon for 40% damage, Captain Falcon hit for 2 instakills damage\r\nBoth lose\r\n\r\nNess - A Really Fast Thing\r\nArena: Grassy place\r\nA Really Fast Thing killed Ness already, while you were checking what arena this battle is in\r\n\r\nLuigi - Poisoned SPAGEDI\r\nArena: Mario Hotel Intro Place\r\nLuigi uses Eat\r\nLuigi uses Die of Poison\r\nboth lose\r\n\r\nJigglypuff - Hypno pokeman\r\nArena: Rocky surface\r\nJigglypuff uses Sing, Hypno's Insomnia prevents the effect\r\nHypno uses Hypnosis, Jigglypuff fell asleep (contains iron)\r\nJigglypuff is fast asleep\r\nHypno uses Dream Eater\r\n<Repeat until Jigglypuff wakes up>\r\nJigglypuff uses Weak Physical Attack\r\nHypno uses Hypnosis\r\n<repeat as many times as necessary, remember that Dream Eater heals the caster>\r\nHypno wins\r\n\r\nMr. Game & Watch - Pure White Assassin\r\nArena: SHIFT 3 map White Space background\r\nMr. Game & Watch uses Cannot See the Enemy\r\nPure White Assassin uses Assassinate Helpless Victim\r\nMr. Game and Watch loses\r\n\r\nFalco Lombardi - Glue Blob\r\nArena: Amorphous+ location\r\nGlue Blob uses Glue\r\nFalco Lombardi uses Cannot Move\r\nGlue Blob uses Attack Helpless Opponent until he Loses\r\nFalco Lombardi loses\r\n\r\nMeta Knight - Tubepiston\r\nArena: Small cylindrical place\r\nMeta Knight uses Stab\r\nTubepiston uses Repeatthingly Crush\r\nTubepiston wins\r\n\r\nPit - Custom Fire Elemental\r\nArena: No Earth\r\nPit uses whatever while flying\r\nCustom Fire Elemental uses Burn Wings\r\nPit falls\r\nPit loses\r\n\r\nWario - Super Sniper\r\nArena: Very large place and you start in opposite corners\r\nSuper Sniper uses Shoot from 5 Miles Away\r\nWario uses Take Ages to get to Super Sniper\r\nSuper Sniper uses Defeat Wario during these Ages\r\nWario loses\r\n\r\nSolid Snake - Airplane\r\nArena: Street\r\nSolid Snake uses Hide in Box\r\nAirplane uses Pick up Box and Deliver it to the Middle of Ocean/South Pole\r\nSolid Snake uses Drown/Die of Freezing\r\n\r\nIke - ComPower\r\nArena: Empty Room\r\nIke uses Sword Slash\r\nComPower uses Release a Small Amount of Energy in Form of Heat\r\nIke is vaporized\r\nIke loses\r\n\r\nSquirtle - Lanturn\r\nArena: Underwater\r\nSquirtle uses Physical or Water attack, normal/small damage\r\nLanturn uses Electrical Attack, super effective\r\n<repeat some times>\r\nSquirtle loses\r\n\r\nIvysaur - Glalie\r\nArena: Seaside\r\nIvysaur uses Razor Leaf, normal/small damage\r\nGlalie uses Ice Beam, super effective\r\n<repeat some times>\r\nIvysaur loses\r\n\r\nCharizard - Donphan\r\nArena: Ramps\r\nDonphan uses Defense Curl, defense increased\r\nCharizard uses Rock Smash, this isn't very damaging\r\nDonphan uses Rollout, super effective and +100% to damage due to Defense Curl\r\n<repeat some times>\r\nCharizard loses\r\n\r\nDiddy Kong - MajorBOB\r\nArena: Pile of figs\r\nDiddy Kong uses Peanuts\r\nMajorBOB uses Peanut Butter Make\r\nDiddy Kong uses Lack of Peanuts\r\nMajorBOB uses "Life is a hotdog"\r\nMajorBOB uses Eat\r\nDiddy Kong lost his life\r\nDiddy Kong loses\r\n\r\nLucas - Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo\r\nArena: Desert\r\nLucas uses whatever he uses\r\nBobobo uses Resist Every Enemy's Attack\r\nLucas uses whatever he uses\r\nBobobo used Drive Enemy Insane\r\nLucas uses whatever he uses\r\nBobobo uses Do Randomness\r\nLucas uses whatever he uses\r\nBobobo uses Super Fist of Nosehair Finisher Attack\r\nLucas loses\r\n\r\nSonic the Hedgehog - Giant Water Elemental\r\nArena: Street\r\nSonic uses Aquaphobia\r\nGiant Water Elemental uses Absorb\r\nSonic uses Panic Even More\r\nGiant Water Elemental uses Drown\r\nSonic loses\r\n\r\nKing Dedede - Gill Bates\r\nArena: Micro'$ Hits Own Bank Place\r\nGill Bates uses Point Out Similarity to Linux Logo\r\nKing Dedede uses Enrage\r\nGill Bates uses Money Crush\r\nKing Dedede loses\r\n\r\nPikmin & Olimar - Secret Police\r\nArena: Hew - The Dystopia: Streets\r\nOlimar uses Throw Pikmen\r\nSecret Police uses Recovery - Immune to Periodic Damage\r\nOlimar uses Throw Pikmen\r\nSecret Police uses Some Attack\r\nOlimar uses Throw ikmen\r\nSecret Police uses Renew Recovery\r\n<repeat many times>\r\nOlimar loses\r\n\r\nLucario - Minnakht\r\nArena: On a Raft\r\nLucario uses Aura Sphere\r\nMinnakht uses Create: Barrier, attack blocked\r\nLucario uses General Beatdown, attack blocked\r\nMinnakht uses Create: Hermetically Sealed Container Around Lucario\r\nLucario uses up his air and suffocates\r\nLucario loses\r\n\r\nR.O.B. - EMP Guy\r\nArena: Typical Rooftop\r\nR.O.B. uses Laser\r\nEMP Guy uses EMP\r\nR.O.B. is disabled\r\nEMP Guy uses Damage Until Helpless Opponent Loses\r\nR.O.B. loses\r\n\r\nToon Link - Moist von Lipwig + invisiblity\r\nArena: Ship\r\nToon Link uses Search for Enemy, failed\r\nMoist von LLipwig uses Steal All the Stuff from Toon Link\r\nToon Link uses Punch\r\nMoist von Lipwig uses BOMBS\r\nToon Link loses\r\n\r\nWolf O'Donnell - Woodsman + Skills\r\nArena: Forest\r\nWoodsman uses SonnyStyle Break\r\nWolf is stunned\r\nWoodsman uses Wholeheight Vertical Slash\r\nWolf is Cut into Halves\r\nWolf loses\r\n\r\nAlright, I think this is enough.\r\n\r\n\r\nMmm...\r\n\r\nI'll process the rest of your attacks later.\r\n\r\nPossible time when I'll check again: Like 16-17 hours from now\r\n\r\nDue to Special Circumstances or something like that, you don't have to wait until I process your attack. You can post one next one per person now. I'll process both. Also posting 2 Status Piles. Just like I'll process two rounds in one post.

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Posted March 19, '09 11:19pm UTC

*grumbles* I launch a printer that is perpetually paper jammed at your wall.

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Posted March 20, '09 4:02pm UTC

Only your post RubberyChikken?

Ohwell, I have to process the previous ones...

Wait! I was IN the house because I'm in the A House defender's club so how didhe get in? I cry and explain my problems to A House and he wants to take revenge on my. Take the RC racing chicken!

You cannot explain because you're stunned. If you were trying to object, make this more obvious-looking. You wake up in a bed in A House. Exit through a Window if you want to leave.

I go to the local hardware and farm supply store to buy stuff. I purchase all of their propane tanks and ammonium nitrate fertilizer. I then set about building piezoelectric fuses and containers for the NH4+NO3-. I put them in a durable plastic casing with a dense metal head and the piezoelectric fuse at the tip. I hire a pilot and a few guys looking for a job in this bad economy. They are to fly up (WTF?) 2000 feet above the house, just out of range of its chimney artillery, open the cargo hold and push akk of the NH4+NO3- bombs out of hold immediately followed by the propane tanks so that all explosives will follow the calculated trajectory adjusted for height, plane velocity, and windspeed. With the explosive power of several hundred kilos of NH4+NO3- and fiery blast of the propane the house shall be leveled even if it manages to take a few bombs out with its chimney artillery.

All these people try to fly. Some even tried this by jumping off a treetop, while holding these fertilizer missiles in their cargo holds(lol). They EPICLY FAIL.

...ohwell. Then, do not underestimate the chimney artillery. It shot a missile, which was attached to another missile, so they could fly above 2000 feet high. And, they carried a lightsaber inside. After reaching the nearbiness of your plane, Humanoidal Avatar of A House formed of one of the missiles, grabbed the lightsaber and jumped to your plane. Then, it did some general slaughtering. Actually, he just cut off the wings and then disbodied. Wings fall on A House, dealing 800 damage. Your plane crashes too far to do anything. You weren't on it, so you're not dead.

I plate the house with metal, hopefully increasing its hp.
(again, meant to aid the house)

Hm... Simplify effect makes the plating idea actually good. House plated. Too many effects to post them.

I learn how to falcon Punch, and I Falcon punch daleksparta for helping the enemy.

daleksparta punched. You accidentally achieve the Treebreak Throw effect, dealing 45 damage to daleksparta and 100 damage to A House. You had to come close to A House to punch daleksparta, however, and you were grabbed with a curtain and thrown with the same effect.

I Chaos Control out of the way, leaving rubberychicken to the house's attacks.

Simplify does not allow you to do that. You tried a classic dodge, and failed.

I kick the house!

GREAT! Just, remember this: "Newbton's Third Law of Dynamics". You deal 20 damage and receive 20 recoil damage.

*grumbles* I launch a printer that is perpetually paper jammed at your wall.

A Curtain grabs a baseball bat.
<insert action scene here>
Pazx hit for 10 damage with broken pieces. A House hit for 100 damage with overly enthustastic or something like that swing.

A House
HP: 75931 (-1120)
Skills: Alot of annoying ones. Most notable ones are Strangle with a Curtain, Form Avatar and Chair Stampede. It can also fix its structure slowly.
Status: Made of bricks, paint, concrete, metal, wood, and furniture. It also trusts the house cleaner hired by mattt15. Some bees defend A House. There are a few sticks of dynamite lying nearby.
Special rules: Same as before, and they can be found on the first page. STATIDONKERS are disabled. Definition of a STATIDONKER can be found on page 3. Using E99 effectors is disabled. Oversized amounts of soldiers are "restricted". Oversized amounts of text are "restricted". Methods to insta-kill one unit used in Heroes of Might and Magic series are disabled.
Stage: Forest. Contains some pines and such. Some are broken already, and about 28 are lying on A House, together with a giant. And, a bit further away, there is a large explosion crater.
Dead people: None
Simplified people: None
BANNED people: None yet
Disintegrated and insane people: None yet
Possible time when I'll check again: soon, hopefully.
Relations: None between players and NPCs.
Stunned people: None
Current players' locations: Coming soon if you post them!
Other stat I should put in template

Only your post RubberyChikken?\r\n\r\nOhwell, I have to process the previous ones...\r\n\r\n[quote]Wait! I was IN the house because I'm in the A House defender's club so how didhe get in? I cry and explain my problems to A House and he wants to take revenge on my. Take the RC racing chicken![/quote]\r\n\r\nYou cannot explain because you're stunned. If you were trying to object, make this more obvious-looking. You wake up in a bed in A House. Exit through a Window if you want to leave. \r\n\r\n[quote]I go to the local hardware and farm supply store to buy stuff. I purchase all of their propane tanks and ammonium nitrate fertilizer. I then set about building piezoelectric fuses and containers for the NH4+NO3-.  I put them in a durable plastic casing with a dense metal head and the piezoelectric fuse at the tip. I hire [b]a pilot and a few guys looking for a job in this bad economy. They are to fly up (WTF?)[/b] 2000 feet above the house, just out of range of its chimney artillery, open the cargo hold and push akk of the NH4+NO3- bombs out of hold immediately followed by the propane tanks so that all explosives will follow the calculated trajectory adjusted for height, plane velocity, and windspeed. With the explosive power of several hundred kilos of NH4+NO3- and fiery blast of the propane the house shall be leveled even if it manages to take a few bombs out with its chimney artillery.[/quote]\r\n\r\nAll these people try to fly. Some even tried this by jumping off a treetop, while holding these fertilizer missiles in their cargo holds(lol). They EPICLY FAIL.\r\n\r\n...ohwell. Then, do not underestimate the chimney artillery. It shot a missile, which was attached to another missile, so they could fly above 2000 feet high. And, they carried a lightsaber inside. After reaching the nearbiness of your plane, Humanoidal Avatar of A House formed of one of the missiles, grabbed the lightsaber and jumped to your plane. Then, it did some general slaughtering. Actually, he just cut off the wings and then disbodied. Wings fall on A House, dealing 800 damage. Your plane crashes too far to do anything. You weren't on it, so you're not dead.\r\n\r\n[quote]I plate the house with metal, hopefully increasing its hp.\r\n(again, meant to aid the house)[/quote]\r\n\r\nHm... Simplify effect makes the plating idea actually good. House plated. Too many effects to post them.\r\n\r\n[quote]I learn how to falcon Punch, and I Falcon punch daleksparta for helping the enemy.[/quote]\r\n\r\ndaleksparta punched. You accidentally achieve the Treebreak Throw effect, dealing 45 damage to daleksparta and 100 damage to A House. You had to come close to A House to punch daleksparta, however, and you were grabbed with a curtain and thrown with the same effect. \r\n\r\n[quote]I Chaos Control out of the way, leaving rubberychicken to the house's attacks.[/quote]\r\n\r\nSimplify does not allow you to do that. You tried a classic dodge, and failed.\r\n\r\n[quote]I kick the house![/quote]\r\n\r\nGREAT! Just, remember this: "Newbton's Third Law of Dynamics". You deal 20 damage and receive 20 recoil damage.\r\n\r\n[quote]*grumbles*  I launch a printer that is perpetually paper jammed at your wall.[/quote]\r\n\r\nA Curtain grabs a baseball bat.\r\n<insert action scene here>\r\nPazx hit for 10 damage with broken pieces. A House hit for 100 damage with overly enthustastic or something like that swing.\r\n\r\nA House\r\nHP: 75931 (-1120)\r\nSkills: Alot of annoying ones. Most notable ones are Strangle with a Curtain, Form Avatar and Chair Stampede. It can also fix its structure slowly.\r\nStatus: Made of bricks, paint, concrete, metal, wood, and furniture. It also trusts the house cleaner hired by mattt15. Some bees defend A House. There are a few sticks of dynamite lying nearby.\r\nSpecial rules:  Same as before, and they can be found on the first page. STATIDONKERS are disabled. Definition of a STATIDONKER can be found on page 3. Using E99 effectors is disabled. Oversized amounts of soldiers are "restricted". Oversized amounts of text are "restricted". Methods to insta-kill one unit used in Heroes of Might and Magic series are disabled.\r\nStage: Forest. Contains some pines and such. Some are broken already, and about 28 are lying on A House, together with a giant. And, a bit further away, there is a large explosion crater.\r\nDead people: None\r\nSimplified people: None\r\nBANNED people: None yet\r\nDisintegrated and insane people: None yet\r\nPossible time when I'll check again:  soon, hopefully.\r\nRelations: None between players and NPCs.\r\nStunned people: None\r\nCurrent players' locations: Coming soon if you post them!\r\nOther stat I should put in template

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