I hug the house
The house hugs you too. 11 broken ribs, health reduced to 20 and 15 damage taken.
And then I get 6 dudes with chainsaws, 10 dudes with rocket launchers and 30 tanks all to attack the house. And then I get fishermen to cast their rods at the house.
This seems to be fairly effective. The tanks were destroyed with chimney artillery, but the rocket launcher guys managed to deal massive damage before they were killed with a Chair Stampede. Chainsawers were strangled with curtains quickly. A total of 1050 damage.
After that is done I send in the legion(legion=10,000) of Spartans from the end of the Movie 300 with riot shields,anti-bee vests,and flaming pitch forks after the house surrounding it,burning all the trees around it.
Strangely I thought that a legion was less, but ohwell... 10000 SPARTAAAAAAAAns.
Burning trees kill 100
Dropped Orbiting Space Station kills 5000
Chair Stampede kills 2000
Curtains kill 300
Falling trees kill 600
Chimney Artillery Kills 1500
Humanoidal Avatar of A House kills 126
3 Sumo Wrestlers kill 24
Alcohol Elemental kills 350
During the giant, bloody battle, the SPARTAAAAAAAns did 3000 damage to A House. And, trees did further 700 damage.
I sit down in front of the house and cry...
Massive attacks and AOE attacks now will hit you too. A House is sad, takes 100 mental damage and gives you some Ice Cream with hazelnut pieces, strawberry thing and chocolate.
A House
HP: 83480 (-4870)
Skills: Alot of annoying ones. Most notable one is Strangle with a Curtain. It can also fix its structure slowly.
Status: Made of bricks, paint, concrete, metal, wood, and furniture. It also trusts the house cleaner hired by mattt15. Damaged by the leftovers of the carpenter bees idea for 10 damage each turn for the nearest 2 turns. Farts damage the house for 10 damage for the nearest 2 turns. Some bees defend A House.
Special rules: Same as before, and they can be found on the first page. STATIDONKERS are disabled. Definition of a STATIDONKER can be found on page 3. Using E99 effectors is disabled. Oversized amounts of soldiers are "restricted". This means that this-based attacks are more likely to be rejected without explaination. But they're still allowed.
Stage: Forest. Contains some pines and such. Some are broken already, and about nineteen are lying on A House. There is a ladyhouse made of balsa wood just next to A House. And, a bit further away, there is a large explosion crater. A heavily wounded mercenary staggered/crawled away.
Dead people: Gunpowder barrel guy NPC. RubberyChicken (1 page left, this is a perk)
Simplified people: Pazx (1 page left)
BANNED people: None yet
Disintegrated and insane people: None yet
Possible time when I'll check again: Either 18 hours from now or very soon.
Relations: Mario and Luigi are trying to kill RubberyChicken.
Other stat I should put in template
Other stat I should put in template
Other stat I should put in template
Check if I got them calculations right k?