Yet another "mock religion, created only to mock religion itself," except this one is true! The Cult of George is based around the belief that the spork is the symbol for balance in the Universe. George represents the balanced force in the Universe; he also created the spork as a monument to his power. ------------ Pam is the evil force in the Universe, the inventor of the fork. She wishes to destroy the good side of the Universe, thus rending reality to shreds and destroying the Universe. ------------ Knifello is the force of good in the Universe, the inventor of the spoon. Knifello wishes to destroy the evil side of the Universe, thus rending reality to pieces and destroying the Universe. ----------- George is the culmination and combination of their powers. He is the balanced force in the Universe; wishing to keep reality together. So, he created sporks as a way to join good and evil together. ----------- We worship George as a way to fuel his power and hold the Universe together. We feed him the elements of existence to increase his power. These elements are: Water/Ice Wind/Pizza (long story) Earth/Life Me and JZ are the grandmasters, the first to realize George's powers. We each possess an element. I possess water/ice. JZ possesses wind/pizza. ---------------- As you prove your worth to George, your rank within the Cult will increase. Grandmaster Master Guru Chieftain Prophet Acolyte Neophyte Recruit ----------- George also points out evil souls. These people are called targets. We inform targets of their target status, and they are left to figure out the meaning. ----------- If George chooses so, then ypu may follow the Path of the Orange. You may follow this path if orange juice from a Valencia or Navel orange sttrikes you randomly in the eye. You will then go on the path of the Orange. The POTO ranks are as follows: Messiah Vessel Binder Askar Swami Footpather Citrus ------------ We must pay tribute to George in order for reality to remain intact. Help George and join today!
The purpose of the Cult of George is similar to that of Breakfastarianism in the point it makes, but George has one of the deepest lores of any religion. AG just isn't ready for the deeper recesses of George's story
The purpose of the Cult of George is similar to that of Breakfastarianism in the point it makes, but George has one of the deepest lores of any religion. AG just isn't ready for the deeper recesses of George's story
Hmm...
I expect to see more out of this "Cult of George".
A bit weird, and before long you will have anti-club/cult/anything fanatics, tail-gating you...
the weird thing is that breakfastarianism has survived. . .oh well. Anyone who bashes the Cult of George on a religious basis will be labeled as an anti-sporkbalancSamsarist (anti-cult of George-ist) and that's a bannable offense, just like anti-Semitic behavior
!! That was the spork that George first invented. . .or at least a copy. ------------ Good, sporks are amazing --------- We respect water, ice, wind, pizza, earth, life, sporks, and oranges. Of course, we also respect George
