Yet another "mock religion, created only to mock religion itself," except this one is true! The Cult of George is based around the belief that the spork is the symbol for balance in the Universe. George represents the balanced force in the Universe; he also created the spork as a monument to his power. ------------ Pam is the evil force in the Universe, the inventor of the fork. She wishes to destroy the good side of the Universe, thus rending reality to shreds and destroying the Universe. ------------ Knifello is the force of good in the Universe, the inventor of the spoon. Knifello wishes to destroy the evil side of the Universe, thus rending reality to pieces and destroying the Universe. ----------- George is the culmination and combination of their powers. He is the balanced force in the Universe; wishing to keep reality together. So, he created sporks as a way to join good and evil together. ----------- We worship George as a way to fuel his power and hold the Universe together. We feed him the elements of existence to increase his power. These elements are: Water/Ice Wind/Pizza (long story) Earth/Life Me and JZ are the grandmasters, the first to realize George's powers. We each possess an element. I possess water/ice. JZ possesses wind/pizza. ---------------- As you prove your worth to George, your rank within the Cult will increase. Grandmaster Master Guru Chieftain Prophet Acolyte Neophyte Recruit ----------- George also points out evil souls. These people are called targets. We inform targets of their target status, and they are left to figure out the meaning. ----------- If George chooses so, then ypu may follow the Path of the Orange. You may follow this path if orange juice from a Valencia or Navel orange sttrikes you randomly in the eye. You will then go on the path of the Orange. The POTO ranks are as follows: Messiah Vessel Binder Askar Swami Footpather Citrus ------------ We must pay tribute to George in order for reality to remain intact. Help George and join today!
George is absolutely unkillable. If you shoot George with a high-powered rifle in the head, he will absorb it's power. If any weapon is used to attack George, he'll just absorb it's power. . .he is invincible. -------- *invokes Grandmaster abilities* By the will of George, this thread has been revived!
That George is the incarnation of George as representing abnormal life. Trood was our first messiah; one of the primeval figureheads in the Cult of George. He has the authority of linking the elements of the Universe in out earthly plane.
LOL. If you follow the POTO, you won't become a grandmaster. You'll become a holy messiah. George chooses the messiahs himself. -------- George has sent me a holy message by way of sporkommunicator! Each of the elements has a shadow side. The wind has shadow, water has wrath, and earth has cataclysm.
So, i don't know if this has been addressed but, are there any holy warriors for George. You know, noble souls who go around spreading the ability absorbing strength of the spork, and giving a forcible tongue lashing to those who descent.
This is most assuring...by protection, do you mean that if i were to challenge zombies he would smite them? Also, can he raise zombies? What kind of powers does he have?
This is most assuring...by protection, do you mean that if i were to challenge zombies he would smite them? Also, can he raise zombies? What kind of powers does he have?
George would jump in if the zombies were about to kill you. And George can do anything.
lol...alt, you are a genius (NOT) Samuel W. Francis was the inventor of the spork...go look it up if you really want to know. Seriously...you need to do some research :P
