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gabethedrone
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So what would be your last words if you were die?
I think that mine would depend on the way i died, like if i were to be hung id make so comment about the judge's wife/Daughter. But if i were to be shot id say somthing like "MOTHER F***ER WHYED YOU SHOT ME YOU B****"

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Graham
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I'll say hi to [insert already dead family member name] for ya...

knight_34
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I'd say..

If I am shot then .. Nooooooooooo! I am a dead man! You will realize your wrongdoings you evil fiend!

If I die because of old age I would say... I am dead. Goodbye.

Depends on the situation.

TSL3_needed
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Depends, of old age? Don't think I'll get that far. Of an explosion? I'd say Oh SHIT!

dragonball05
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I'd try and say something funny like maybe an inside joke that a lot of people I know know. Like I always make fun of the Sham Wow commercial and say "I don't know, it sells itself" all nasally like the guy in the commercial. If I were to die around this time, and not immediately, that's probably what I'd say.

sense
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It does really depend on the way that I died.

I would say something meaningful.

knight_34
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Yo


Reminds me when I use to play Max Payne. Those thugs frequently said when "Yo" they spotted me, then I killed them with my guns and I would hear a horrific scream.

If I died in an explosion I would say if I got the chance to say something, I would say... Uh-oh, I'm dead meat!
Cholokid
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I would say

"Lord, thee please embrace me. Touch me with your noodly appendage!"

Yeah, look up FSM or click on this to understand. ^^

dragonball05
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Yeah, pastafarianism. There was a thread a while back about that. What ever happened to it? Oh well, it was weird.

orion732
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I'd say "NOOOOO!!!! I was never able to achieve my lifelong goal of glueing my nose to a stereo!!! And now the flying jellyfish will take over the world!! I must pass on the secret before I die! The way to defeating them is--arggghh" *dies*

crispym
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i would probably say ''youre dead when i become a zombie''

orion732
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To which I would reply "Suck Napalm, zombie freak!"

NoNameC68
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This topic is being moved to the Tavern.

I remember reading that Wild Bill Hickok would tell stories were hes in the biggest bind and when someone asked "How did you get out of that mess alive?", he would reply... "I didn't, I died."

orion732
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Haha, that's a good one!

Lord_Mist
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i'd say "yesssssss! I rule the world!" D:

miguelin11
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"aztalabiztahbaybey!"

just try to understand

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