"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?" "Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story." "How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?" "Read it closely." 0.o
Manta: he started it! Avicus: *facepalms* Manta: *avoids* *hydro pump* Avicus: *is wet and in pain* Manta: there. i think that settles it. Avicus! got to the netherworld and think about what you've done for awhile! Avicus: ok... Manta: phew... jezz, can i have a phoenix?
Jezz: Er.. nao? Did you not listen to my rant about how rare they are? Babies need tender love and care. We're powerful creatures, and as I say, true new born's powers are greater than ever. If not looked after properly they can become possessed or worse. They could cause great distruction. You may not know this, but most phoenixes are very selfish creatures. Now I only have one baby. Xander. I'm not giving him up to anyone. And if you're still adamant about having one after all that.. (?) have a chat with SP. That is all. [/rant]
Skye: Not... again... Stop making her talk alot! Jeez! *facepalm* Awh nao...
Manta: hmmm... yeah, i want one anyway. SP!!!! I WANNA BABY PHOENIX!!! Avicus: OWWW!! Skye's facepalm hit me! Manta: ahp! you're still in timeout! back to the netherworld for you! shoo! shoooo! Avicus: aww...
Skye: Awh no! Double posting! Jezz: Sorry but... we're off to sleep now. Skye: Hmm yeah *yawns* Jezz: Anyway. Im sleeping with one eye open.. *snuggles Xander under her wing* Skye: *reverts back to normal human form* And im on guard. Im a light sleeper. Both: Beware... Xander: *yawns and sighs* *shuts eyes and begins snoring lightly*
Shadow Phoenix: "I am not 100% phoenix, I am more like... 25% phoenix... I am Owyn you know, my wife is the same way, as my children." -morphs- *all children morph too* Owyn: "Gigi, stop being queer." Gigi: "He just smells good... and he's cute..." Owyn: "Your five, no one is cute except bunnies. Frodo! Your going to hurt him." Frodo: -whines- Owyn: "Anne-your fine. You too Paco." Anne: -()- Paco: "Hmm..." Owyn: "Understand now Jezz? I don't want to get very in-depth when in comes to human reproduction... There are children..." *all morph back to phoenixes* CHILDREN!!!
Manta: so, wait, wait, wait... i cannot have a phoenix? Avicus: I want one! Manta: shh! no matter... I've move on from phoenixes... i have my own baby manta ray! his name is tao! Avicus: because that's original... Manta: at least I can have a pet based on my name... Avicus isn't even a real name! Avicus: *sob* why are you so cruel? Manta: get a job! Avicus: *sob* i can't! I'm text! *sob* Manta: oy tao: *bubbles*
Jalex13: The child protruded a sullen face, catalytic to the pile of rotten infants ripped a part and covered in fecal matter, some from crows, some from other humans. MJ: Juicayyyyyy! Amir: That's special alex, just special. Jalex13: OH NO! u revealed my real name! Now they are going to track me down!!!! MJ: tehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
zlith: X) VISE: what zlith: skye knocked you down VISE: *stares hard at zlith* zlith: only skye can do that VISE: I know, and I am jelous. by the way you should have named more of the phoenixes tom. zlith: man I know VISE: OW zlith: huh? VISE: what nothing? *shifty eyes* quit it zlith: your hiding something VISE: no go away! *expresses pain* zlith: give it here VISE: NO! zlith: what is it VISE: its mine go away zlith: *punches vise* ha its a- DRAGON!!! VISE: yup but I warn you it expresses happiness in a most painful way zlith: what are you talking about its an infant, aren't yoooooou luke(dragon): *starts to cough* VISE: hehehe zlith: what VISE: I warned you luke: *coughs fire at zlith* zlith: AAAAAAAH VISE: XD good luke zlith: IT LIT MY SHIRT ON FIRE YOU JERK VISE: that's because he likes you zlith: HE WAS TRYING TO KILL ME VISE: no I told you he expresses happyness in a painful way *luke flys over to a phinox and looks at it curiosly* wait luke stop shadow might get mad.
Manta: a dragon, eh? impressive. but we favor the magical flying manta ray. right Avicus? Avicus: mmmmphmm!! Manta: Don't mumblee. it's bad for you. Avicus: MMPHNNN! Manta: what did i just sa- NO!! Tao! no! spit him out! you'll get sick! Tao: *sad moan* *spits out Avicus* Avicus: *gasps for air* *falls to hands and knees* Manta: good boy! who's a good boy? who is? you are! yes you are!! yes! so obedient! Tao: *is happy* Avicus: Thanks for caring! and he will not get sick from putting me in his mouth!! Manta: if I were you, I'd just be happy he didn't swallow.
Manta: aww snap! double post! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Avicus: whatever happened to pois0narr0w's retarded flame fa- lab? Manta: grgiugrjm! Avicus: that was gibberish... Manta: ah! you speak it as well! Avicus: ... Manta: ggmrmgbmaiaiaiy? Avicus: ... Manta: well...? Avicus: well what? Manta: yes or no? Avicus: ...yes? Manta: ah-HAH! you are a transvestite!! Avicus: wait, WHAT?! i said no such thing! Manta: I asked you and you said yes. Avicus: but I'm not real! Manta: I e-mailed you your existence yesterday. Avicus: ...you're the most difficult person i have EVER MET!!!! Manta: I'm the only person you've ever met. Avicus: ...I really dislike you right now, I hope you know that. Manta: I do. Avicus: ... Manta: ** Tao: *^^*
Jezz: Wow. Randomly spawning mythical creatures. Skye: This is a first.. the NES has sunk to a new low. Jezz: Hmmf
Jezz: Oh SP, you're a phoeman! Skye: Weird... Jezz: So how exactly did those babies come around... Skye: They were hatch...ed...? Or...humanly born...? Jezz: I still don't understand how your wife managed sixteen, phoenix or human. Jezz: Xander, morph! Xander: *does nothing* Jezz: Hmmm... *prods baby* Xander: *sways and blinks up at Jezz* Skye: Ehh. Hes defective. Jezz: But sooo cute!
N: The number of randomly spawning mythical creatures must stop...my brothers will make sure of that. D: No one will survive the massacre...except those we deem fit to continue a meager but happy existence. N: No Xanders...we won't get rid of you. Promised. D: Here Xander...birdseed! N: Speaking of that...who's SP? D: Time to think of what to name these five other little birds... N: Oww! Don't nip or peck me! Yeooowww!!!
