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thingthingfreak
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thingthingfreak
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Basically, a 'ickup line' is somthing you would say to a guy/girl to get them to like you. Everyone has probably heard these from one point to another.
Here is an example of a common one:

+ "somebody call heaven, because I think an angel has gone missing"

Basically, in this thread you would post some funny 'ickup lines' that you have heard/thought of.
I'll give an example:

+ "I'm like choclate pudding. I look like crap, but I'm as sweet as can be."

~Have fun~

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Pazx
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I think there are old threads like these... Thingthing, you woulda seen them... Nvm, I can't find them. There was one on conversation starters though.

Gearedtokill
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Gearedtokill
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Hey, I lost my Teddy Bear, can I sleep with you instead.

jaza_m
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jaza_m
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I love you lik a fat kids loves choclate kake....

Screw being funny these are just cheesy > <

VoltCruelerz
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One that came from my friend that he used on every attractive, single girl he saw for a week (it was a bet.)

"Hey, you've got a nice phone there. The only problem is, it doesn't have my number in it."

thingthingfreak
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Here is an akward one:

"you must work at Subway, becasue your giving me a foot-Long"

Tell that to a girl you like... You'll probably end up being kicked in the... sensitive area...

thingthingfreak
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some cheesy ones could be good too
like:

I wanna bag you up like groceries

bluedevil
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bluedevil
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Some one call 911 cause your hot! (lol lame)

Zedralan
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Zedralan
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"Your hot like hell, in fact you could be the devil in disguise"

50-50 chance of bad reaction.

tennisman24
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tennisman24
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Farmer

"Im rich"

"Did you just fart? Because you blew me away."

MysticWing
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MysticWing
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"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together"

"I lost my virginity can I have yours?" <----Hope this is allowed.

"You know how I always remember to spell: beauty? It's written all over you."

"Do you have a map, because I'm lost in your eyes."

TheWarTank33
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TheWarTank33
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"Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee falling for you."

"I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away."

"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print."

"Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?"

"Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back."

goumas13
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goumas13
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M-Your father was a thief?
W-Why?
M-Because he stole all the beauty of the world and he gave it to you.

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

'I'm an astronaut, and my next trip is to Uranus.'

LOL

tennisman24
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tennisman24
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Farmer

'I'm an astronaut, and my next trip is to Uranus.'


Hahahahahha. Sounds like a pickup line Quagmire would use.
the_manta
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"You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend!"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"

"So, do you like fat guys with no money?"

And for nervous folk, "uh-uh-uh... mnah... pluh?"

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