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snazzy777
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Since I have joined Armorgams . . .I see a lot of Atheists and their threads about why people believe in God etc . . . I wanted to start a thread about the bible and christianity.

The purpose of this thread is to debate a different book of the bible each week. We will discuss lessons, morals, and different stories.

We will have friendly debates. Please . . . if you are atheist or of other beliefs . . . you may discuss in this thread, just PLEASE no fighting, flaming, spamming, trolling . . . etc

This week we will begin from the beginning . . . .Genesis

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deserteagle
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We're you ever baptized Lt. ?

have performed one satanic ritual though....

(looks around in the circle and finds a guy with a Iphone typing something in. "hey Lt. was up? we're going to eat the heart soon, you might want to get off that.&quot
Lieutenut
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hey desert I'm sending you a pic from my phone, I see you across from me :P

http://www.headpress.com/Uploads/butlincat/satanic%20ritual%20at%20bohemian%20grove.jpg

rofl. on that note i say good night to AG!

GOOD NIGHT!

deserteagle
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LOL

good night comrade! its only 7:15 here...

That leaves you and me Kirby...

deserteagle
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you go to a religious school? I don't understand how that works.
You can choose you faith any time you want.

deserteagle
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Well, freely chose it with no ridicule, unless its satanism of course


Do kids make fun of you if you choose diffidently?
Whats wrong with agnosticism/satanism?
I don't get made fun of at school for being an agnostic. People first look at me funny and ask me why I turned my back on God; I give my explanation; they look confused and defeated.
snazzy777
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I would like to clear up . . . please do not post any pictures of any type of rituals please!!! Not even for joking purposes. . . Also, even if a person is involved in any type of cult, they can still be saved Kirby . . . They will have to pay for it through trials and tribulations, but they can still be welcomed in to the Kingdom of God.

deserteagle
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^

Sh*t! you mean I have to live through the apocalypse?!?

Least I got Satan on my side...

deserteagle
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Here's something for you to chew on desert. If you sell your soul to the devil you still are punished by God for what you did. Whether or not you get to sit in Hell and NOT burn in a lake of hot sulfur.


What if I sell my soul to get a spot into Heaven no matter what?
God: name?
Me: Matt (OMFG! pedobears are going to attack me!)
God: Let's see here..(looks down at a long list)
It looks like you're not on it sorry. Go to Hell.
Me: Wait! I have this!(pulls out a paper and hands it to God)
God: (reads it out loud) " The bearer of this paper is entitled to a passage to heaven in exchange for his/her soul"
Dam* you! (opens the gate to Heaven) =)
deserteagle
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Eventually, if you are satanic when you die, you may be a "hero" to Satan but you are there forever, which means its not fun and games for all eternity. You still are punished by Satan for not following God's rule. Its a sick joke really.


Satan rewards you for loyalty. Kinda a like God does with you.
I prefer to play MW2 with Satan than playing pattycake with Jesus for an eternity. Jesus loves me, so by being a satanist, I'm covered both ways.
Lieutenut
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>.< You silly little agnostic >.<


lawl. >.< You silly protestant >.< xD

I <3 Satan, he's my almighty savior and I know he loves me back. He gave us the best gift of all that God doesn't want us to have, fun

THANK YOU SATAN, I LOVE YOU! Here's my favorite shirt:

http://www.localheroclothing.com/siteimages/ilovesatan.jpg

roflololololololol
deserteagle
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You can't loophole Go[quote]d first of all, he's God silly.

I just did.

And the only thing Satan loves about you is your soul, so gtffo and jump in that lake of sulfur.


Thats kinda harsh and cold from a Chirstain. I was under the impression that they were optimistic people. Tip: if you're trying to convert me; don't flame me! You're more mature than that.
deserteagle
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OMFG LOLZ!

I NEED that shirt to piss people off!

Nice retort Lt. ! I like Fun.

Lieutenut
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omgz you can have one of mine, I have like 20 extras

deserteagle
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For real!?

I love you! (not in a sexual sense of course! well maybe a little to piss of kirby XP )

You wanna engage in some Satanic rituals?

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mkay, sounds good. Meet at the same place as last night, I think there's some more testicle left on the last body we sacrificed

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