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My little brothers favorite: Your mom.

O.o

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was intense.

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws?
outlaws are wanted.

chuck norris was originally printed on te 1 dollar bill but is beard kept getting stuck on te vending machines.

there is no chin behind chuck norris beard only another fist.

if you spell chuck noris wrong on google it doesn't say did you mean chuck norris, it says run before e finds you.

Aw, I think it's against the rules to post jokes concerning Nationalities I had a bunch in mind, and they weren't really racist. So, here's a redneck joke:
You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 90 MPH.

Ok theres a white guy and a black guy,

The white guy comes out of the movies and he says to the black guy man i love Indiana Jones don't you love indiana Jones,

The black guy says no im not really fond of white guys with whips.
LOL

OK my friend chris said he went to the movies and while he was at the snack line the guy says ok what would you like: and chris says D's NUTS!!!! it was hilarious and i know "D's NUTS" is a 5th grade joke but its funny as hel i mean its even better then the joke "thats what she said"......XD

works better if you say outloud:

i don't like listening to crap... oh i forgot the c is silent

Want to hear a political joke?

Sarah Palin.

Yor mom is like a Taco Bell:
She's cheap,she's open all night,and she's loved by Mexicans.

I wanted to say a joke,but all I could think of was Black Jokes.

Yor mom is like a Taco Bell:

Come on,we need a great follow-up joke!
Here's one:Yo Mama is so stupid, she got run over by a parked car.

Want to hear a political joke?
Sarah Palin.

Ever seen Stevie Wonder's house? That's ok,because he hasn't either! My uncle totally fell for that one.