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bubbles is the girl next door

bob took a bath with bubbles

Yo momma joke(I'm not talking about your mom so don't get too offended.):

Yo momma so fat that she fell off both sides of her bed.

What do you call a black man in a white house...

Damn... I can't even tell my best one, because it requires a last name :P

Yo momma so stupid, she made a mistake in invisible ink and ran to Staples to buy some black-out :P

if one boy claims that he loves to see bubbles in a bath tub,whats the name of a girl in his class?


























































































































































































































































bubbles

Yo momma so stupid that she threw a rock on the ground and missed.

Yo momma's so fat that when she walks down the street other moms tell their children to stop laughing and how it's not polite to stare. It's not her fault she's overweight, recent studies have shown that obesity may be linked to genetics causing certain individuals great trouble in maintaining a healthy body weight.

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat that people tried to ride her in an amusement park.

Yo momma so fat that people tried to ride her in an amusement park.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

my mom is good>:P

Yo Momma so dumb, she makes this joke look smart.

why couldn't hellen keller drive?
anyone?

Quote:

'Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.'

ok the hellen keller joke is...
because shes a woman!