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mushroom_man
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Peasant

post any joke that comes to your mind, blonde jokes rasist jokes, knock knock jokes, ALL THE JOKES YOU CAN THINK OF

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SeeJayLive
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Nomad

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.

supercoo222
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Nomad

skip the "yo momma part"

your so stupid you returned a puzzle because it was"broken"

TotallySane
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your so stupid you returned a puzzle because it was"broken"


You're so stupid you can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're" then proceed to insult other members with your faulty grammar ironically making yourself look even more stupid. I highly doubt this was your intention but it was humorous nonetheless.
supercoo222
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you're correct I didn't intend to insult anyone otherwise

Person 1:"knock knock"
Person 2:"who's there"
P1:"interupting cow"
p2:"interu-"
P1:"moooooo!"

DaveLopo
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A man takes his girlfriend out to a nice restaurant after a heated argument. The waiter asks the man what he wants, and the man says "I want steak, rare. Bring to to me bloody." The waiter asks the man, "Ain't you worried 'bout 'at Mad Cow?" The man says "No, she can order whatever she wants."

supercoo222
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you're so stupid you waited for a stop sign to turn green!

Google567
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Farmer

you're so stupid you waited for a stop sign to turn green!


HaHa! Good one.

Floyd needs to post his jokes on here, he has some good ones.
Google567
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Farmer

Yes, that does sound like something that they would laugh about on The Office.

chu
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chu
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knock knock.
who's there?
obin
obin who?
obin da door! I hab a codd!

Google567
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Farmer

knock knock.
who's there?
obin
obin who?
obin da door! I hab a codd!


That sucks!!!!! You should do some joke studying chu.
hypoxia
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Yo mama's so stupid, when she went for a blood test she studied for it.

lol

chu
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chu
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That sucks!!!!! You should do some joke studying chu.




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Google567
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That's a weird post above me. Good joke hypoxia.

supercoo222
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your so stupid you strapped a diving board to your back then jumped in a pool.

Bux99
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Want to hear a joke?

Ernie15!!!!

*crowd collapse in fits of laughter*

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