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JJ52
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So what are the best, worst, and craziest excuses you have ever come up with and how well they worked.

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Noj
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My brother shreded my homework, didn't work out that well, but it was honest.

dacer
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um, the sun ate my homework!

Graham
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i ate my homework as a dare, it's at home, i thought about procrastinating it too much, what do you mean? it's right here! i zapped it with an invisible ray

firetail_madness
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Excuse for being late for school

"The line for starbucks was too long"

Noj
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Lmao! Thats a good one Firetail!

Redemption_762
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once i said,

"I was too busy finding a cure for cancer."

I got in SO much trouble.
And this is real

the_manta
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For losing homework.

"I left to go get a snack. When I returned, my homework had spontaneously burst into flames."

skater_kid_who_pwns
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I told my scieance teacher ithought my home work was some horrible joke.

I also have used, "Sorry ma'am, you see I died last night."

Neither wokred. XD

Perslos
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Well, When I was younger... I looked something on Google I wasn't supposed too... And I didn't know how to delete history... So, I told my mom my cat must have typed it... It seems like the worst excuse, ever now, haha.

And for Homework, I usually use the whole, I didn't understand or I wasn't there the day before ones, haha.

JJ52
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I fell down the stairs just to get out of running the mile


Lol, I dont have to run the mile if I dont want to cause I have asthma. xD Tho I always do it anyway cause im still pretty good at running, better than a lot of people in my class.
tennisman24
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Well I really only make excuses for homework.

Mine was "It was too easy so I didn't do it."

Google567
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I only did it cause I love you.

DiGiorno
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ummm maybe my excuse is. I did my work but the teacher just didn't grade it yet.

Google567
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I fell down the stairs just to get out of running the mile

Isn't that worse than running the mile? The mile takes 15 minutes at the most if you're a slow runner. Just suck it up and do it,and quit whining,homeboy!
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If you people can see this whenever I get in trouble with my mom I just say "I love you, Mom" and it actually works, and it still works.

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