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my little sister forgot her bag

it worked!

my mom made me do it

this is real i said my dog ate my homework didnt beleive me the next day i showed her and she laughed lol

Best- It's for homework
Worst- I didn't feel like it
Craziest- My homework didn't feel like it

I didn't do my homework cause I was at home then the government needed me to preform brain surgery on an alien.

'My internet don't work' or 'My computer is broken' is a popular excuse in my achool, but it never works, as we have a whole load of computers and my school, so the teacher says, why didn't you do it in school?

'My internet don't work' or 'My computer is broken' is a popular excuse in my achool, but it never works, as we have a whole load of computers and my school, so the teacher says, why didn't you do it in school?

When I was in Elementary school(3rd-5th grade), when I was late I would say:

"I was at the docters."

"I was at the dentists."

"It's important to sleep you know?"

All of them worked.

i dropped it into the fire

Going to my friends house and my mom didn't know where he lived.

You said for me to expand my horizons.

It worked out great.

I read in the papers few weeks ago about a 17 year old guy who ran himself over. He claimed to have opened the door to be sick after having drunk too much, and then subsequently fell out. Most definitely win.

My mom ate my homework...

Best: Well, you told me (insert repetitive life lesson here)
Worst: It was my evil twin o.0
Craziest: I got abducted by crazy scientists who drugged me and implanted an order to do (insert thing you are excusing yourself for here)

my guinea pig was having babies.
(ive actualy heared this 1 in real) xD