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JJ52
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So what are the best, worst, and craziest excuses you have ever come up with and how well they worked.

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Green12324
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And why isn't your assignments finished..?"

"I was up all night on AG."

"Ah.. I C"

"Mhm."

"K"

Pshh.. I wish.


Lol hmm you could say that you were up all night on AG, making a thread about everything your teacher has ever taught you. And ummm...making a group for them. Lol.
JJ52
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Lol hmm you could say that you were up all night on AG, making a thread about everything your teacher has ever taught you. And ummm...making a group for them. Lol.


Or about how everyone should wish they had a teacher as good as you!
JJ52
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Any more excuses, schools tarts soon so I'll need alot!

RugganBor
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I told my track coach that my brother ran over my leg with his mountain bike. Instead doing the mile, he made me do the two mile.

Veobahamut
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Use my plan and make sure your with two friends.

playaholic
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for being late for school

I was appreciating nature by trying to hibernate and kinda slept too long,gosh! The exams are over! yippeee!

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I also have used, "Sorry ma'am, you see I died last night."


I use that all the time...
JJ52
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[quote] I also have used, "Sorry ma'am, you see I died last night."

I use that all the time...
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For some reason they never believe me when i say that....
JJ52
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How about the classic, putting fake barf in the trash can to get to leave school.

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Once I forgot my home and this is went down.
Me: Teacher would I get in trouble for something I didn't do?
Teacher: No.
Me: Good because I forgot my homework.

It didn't work too well but I sure made some classmates laugh!

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I told my teacher that she didn't assign any hw . . .I got the whole class to go along with it, she would have believed us if the other period class didn't do their hw.

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Best excuse ever!!!!!!

"IT WASN'T ME!"
See it works like check out this senario

Mr. Hulk we did you or did you not steal a car and a camera and rob an old man of his cane?

"No"

Well your honor the camera Mr. Hulk stole was still recording while he was committing the crime. (they show the Video, with a full view of Mr. Hulk looking in the camera an narrating what he's doing.)

Mr. Hulk is'nt that you in the camera robbing the old man of his cane?

"IT WASN'T ME"

Mr. Hulk was found innocent and 4hours later he was found robbing a 7-11...

SEE it works...lol XD

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I told my teacher that she didn't assign any hw . . .I got the whole class to go along with it,


One day we had a sub, so nobody did the hw, so the next day everybody told the teacher there was no hw assigned
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excuse for no homework...

My homework ate my dog. no wait... uh nvm :/

JJ52
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One day we had a sub, so nobody did the hw, so the next day everybody told the teacher there was no hw assigned


Once when my class had a sub everyone switched names and seats and he wouldnt have realized but some people had to leave so when he said (insert name here) you can leave the wrong person (well actually the right person but they were using a different name) left so he figured it out =(
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