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One time in 6th grade I said because I woke up late in the morning, and my teacher was the biggest b*tch ever so she got really mad at me. And it was true too.

iv used loads of excuses for homework the only few that work for me are.
1. miss i handed it in to you last lesson
2. its at home on my memory stick
3.its in my bag ( then i pretend to look for the homework and eventually they get bored forget and wander off, belive it or not it worked on my history teacher)

tbh if i cant be bothrered doing homework i just leave my book at home the day iv got that lesson and theyve usually dorgot by next lesson

1. miss i handed it in to you last lesson
2. its at home on my memory stick
3.its in my bag ( then i pretend to look for the homework and eventually they get bored forget and wander off, belive it or not it worked on my history teacher)

When I don't hand in homework I say "I have it in my head but I'm too lazy too write it out" And it works every time.

When I'm late for class I say "My want to get to school on time was weaker than my want to sleep/play games" That has only worked once.

Another I've seen other people use is that the bus was late. Unfortunately I don't take a bus.

I used this a few months ago for my science homework:

I don't have that assignment in? I must have hit another time warp.

So, I told my mom my cat must have typed it

"Where's this assignment? It was due yesterday."

"I was our sick for four days. I get makeup time."

"Oh, I thought you were on vacation."

*facepalm*

I also have asthma. . .didn't complete the mile. You know why? I twisted my ankle on the last lap. XD

When I was little, I would pretend to burst into tears out of fear from getting in trouble. The pity card generally worked for me back then. Now... not so much. XD

For running the mile: "I ran TWO miles yesterday. I think I should sit out today."

"Why did you run two miles yesterday?"

"Well, it was kind of on the Wii, but it was still my character!"

Didn't work. XD

Yeah,there were kids in my class with asthma,and they always finished the mile. So that's not even a great excuse!

Hmm... Dunno! Probably the following...

1)A llama ate my homework!
2)My dog ate my homework!
3)My brother ate my homework!

Well i say this:

"b/c your face is ugly..."

"Some black guy robbed me"

I'm not a racist but I had a feeling the teacher was so I did that lol.

"b/c your face is ugly..."

I'm not a racist but I had a feeling the teacher was so I did that lol.

[Perfect excuse for missing class: I was their where were you???]

LOL

"why are you always late?"
Heavy traffic Miss.
(I live across the road.)