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To parents: I'm onwy __(put age)
To teachers(for being late): Sorry...I saw somebody stealing your car, so I had to stop them!
To teachers(for not turning in work): My dog peed on it...and I didn't think you'd want it after that

"The line for starbucks was too long"

I remember one time my dog ate my homework, and I tried to tell my teacher that. Ya, didn't work out so well. And my dog actually ate my homework. All 14 pages of it >>.>>

Whenever I don't hand in work and a teacher asks for it I just tell them I already handed it in. It never works though.

Teacher: "Where is your homework?"
Me: "I didn't feel like doing it."

I didn`t have the right kind of paper

my pen ran out of lead.

(my teacher pissed him self laughing when i said this, i dunno why.)

or...

fred fell asleep doing my math.

wel i usuasaly do on time but i like to skip classes so i play foosball and darts at the cafe next to my school so i told my teacher "I wasnt the whole day at school" and she like belived me but the same day ii had 2 tests and when the tests were found my teacher forgeve me cos i ased my tests

wel i usuasaly do on time but i like to skip classes so i play foosball and darts at the cafe next to my school so i told my teacher "I wasnt the whole day at school" and she like belived me but the same day ii had 2 tests and when the tests were found my teacher forgeve me cos i ased my tests

My teacher is awesome I forged my dad's signature (we have the same name) when she asked me if it was his i said nope when we got back to school she was mad but i didn't get in any trouble at all lol

I told my parents that my teacher lost my work, didn't work too well

I have a teacher who actually loses work -_-

I said once:
I ate my homework.

I actually did. :P I like eating paper.

Perfect excuse for missing class: I was their where were you???

once i used my dog ate it...... IT WAS TRUE!!!!