Oh heres a good one my teacher asked me why i was late for class and didn't have my home work, i said well on my way over here a big-oll dog came and jumped on me and i had my home work out studying for the test and the dog ate my home work i tried to get it back but the dog was using it for a chew toy...she believed me cause k9-sience was next door and i had a paw print on my shirt...lol
I still took the test but, whil she wasnt looking i stole the answer sheet off her desk and i aced it...lol 8)
Once when my class had a sub everyone switched names and seats and he wouldnt have realized but some people had to leave so when he said (insert name here) you can leave the wrong person (well actually the right person but they were using a different name) left
that happened to me and a friend in 7th grade, i responded to Tanner. then the sub gets a phone call and Tanner is supposed to go to the office. she stares at me for 5 seconds with the slip held out (meanwhile i'm terrified) and the real Tanner snatched it and ran out the door.
my excuse for HW: i didn't do it *It really (doesn't) works!* !!!!!!!