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JJ52
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So what are the best, worst, and craziest excuses you have ever come up with and how well they worked.

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JJ52
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awwwwww......my thread died =( and school starts soon so I need more excuses.....

HoodHulk58
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Oh heres a good one my teacher asked me why i was late for class and didn't have my home work, i said well on my way over here a big-oll dog came and jumped on me and i had my home work out studying for the test and the dog ate my home work i tried to get it back but the dog was using it for a chew toy...she believed me cause k9-sience was next door and i had a paw print on my shirt...lol

I still took the test but, whil she wasnt looking i stole the answer sheet off her desk and i aced it...lol 8)

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she believed me cause k9-sience was next door and i had a paw print on my shirt...lol


Lol wow, she believed that <.< People need to stop using the one about dogs eating it xP Then when it actually happens no one believes them.

Then again it's your fault if you left your homework somewhere the dog could get to it.
Ernie15
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I was gonna go to school, but then I got high.

sambonemandude
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I love you!

Ernie15
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Uhh, thanks I guess.

surfthenet
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I was gonna go to school, but then I got high.


what is 'high'?

I was going to the class, but it ends up on AG!
SportsChamp
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what is 'high'?


Getting stoned. Doing drugs.

I was going to go to school but I died.

That is a pretty reasonable excuse don't you think?
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Once when my class had a sub everyone switched names and seats and he wouldnt have realized but some people had to leave so when he said (insert name here) you can leave the wrong person (well actually the right person but they were using a different name) left


that happened to me and a friend in 7th grade, i responded to Tanner. then the sub gets a phone call and Tanner is supposed to go to the office. she stares at me for 5 seconds with the slip held out (meanwhile i'm terrified) and the real Tanner snatched it and ran out the door.

my excuse for HW: i didn't do it *It really (doesn't) works!* !!!!!!!
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Not sure if this has been said but it's a pretty lame excuse I use all the time XD

"Whatever I did I didn't do it *Eyes get shifty*."

Lawl XD

surfthenet
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Getting stoned. Doing drugs.


it sounded more 'grounded' to me rather than high. lol

I'm serious, I play AG til morning and can't wake up next day, too lazy.
Nathan217
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Mom: So Nathan, why did you get suspended today?

Nathan: Ugh, I hate my life, I hate my teachers, I swear mom, the teachers are picking on ME!

Ernie15
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it sounded more 'grounded' to me rather than high


Haven't you ever heard the song?
ComradeGamer
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"I got drunk this morning"

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"I didn't understand it". It's awesome cause it always worked (at least in 6th grade) and we would lose class while she explained to us :P.

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