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With one of my teachers you could just mention the Chicago Bears and we would talk about them for like half the class.

With one of my teachers you could just mention the Chicago Bears and we would talk about them for like half the class.

Same with michael jackson with my old teacher, and on 6th grade half a class is a really long time.

He died, so that wont last as long for the current 6th graders...

I have it in my head and didn't feel i had to write it down

Haven't you ever heard the song?

"I got drunk this morning"

One time, my friend pretended to be a depressed kid, and he told the substitute he was late because his grandpa was taking his pet dog to the vets, but the grandfather had a heart attack and drove into the river.

The substitute was gobsmacked.

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

Lyrics from elyrics.net. Song by Afroman, 2001. I left out a verse that just wasn't appropriate for this site. Less appropriate than a song about marijuana. xD

But at least it's educational.

shadow did it.

that escuse didn't work 2 well D=

Call in dead to work. See if it will work.

I see dead people...

My joystick made a plane crash into my homework.

i'd l,like t,to bu bu but i have to... ch change meh mah my feet?

Thankfully, this one doesn't come from me, but my VERY drunk friend needed an excuse to get away from this girl that was hounding him all night. After her continual attempts at coitus, he slammed his drink down on the bar, turned to her and said...

"I'm not saying I have VD, but my dick looks like a Nestle's Crunch bar!"

Needless to say, it worked.

Well to quote myself when I was 16, "Sorry bout being late! I had to key this ass holes car, he broke my side mirror." the thing is, that was true. I didn't get in trouble, but hey, if you speak the truth, and the teacher thinks you're lying, hell you are getting off scotch free.