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Nathan217
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Ok, some prick decides to cut your pets legs off, and you catch the prick, do you kill him fast or torture the prick?

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gamerme
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Kill Fast
gets it over with

JJ52
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I would beat the living **** out of the guy, then invite my cousin over and have him beat him up, then I would stuff his shirt with bacon and let my other dog on him to rip him apart. Then, If hes still alive, Id turn him in. And all of that stuff is legal as long as he is on my property!=D

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I would beat the living **** out of the guy, then invite my cousin over and have him beat him up, then I would stuff his shirt with bacon and let my other dog on him to rip him apart. Then, If hes still alive, Id turn him in. And all of that stuff is legal as long as he is on my property!=D


You have a very colorful imagination!
TotallySane
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I would beat the living **** out of the guy, then invite my cousin over and have him beat him up, then I would stuff his shirt with bacon and let my other dog on him to rip him apart. Then, If hes still alive, Id turn him in. And all of that stuff is legal as long as he is on my property!=D


Wait, assault and murder is legal as long as their at your house? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
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And all of that stuff is legal as long as he is on my property!=D


That's a negatory. Only if they're posing a direct danger to you is it legal. Then it becomes voluntary 1st degree manslaughter. Which I believe is a felony punishable by up to 20 years in prison.
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I will choose the fast way, because idont like the people that hurts the animals

wwefreak360
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i would tourture cuz he tryed to kill me

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i would cut his fingers then tell him now you fell what my pet felled like when you cut one of his legs and call the police and tell them he cut my pet legs then tried to kill me xD

JJ52
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Wait, assault and murder is legal as long as their at your house? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.


If someone breaks into your private property, you have every right to beat them up, and if they pull a gin or knife you can kill them. Trust me there was recently a case like this in my town, and my Moms family beat someone up once for trying to r*** my great aunt several years ago.
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Torture. I would cut his legs off.

Eye for an eye, leg for a leg.

feeed
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If someone breaks into your private property, you have every right to beat them up, and if they pull a gin or knife you can kill them. Trust me there was recently a case like this in my town, and my Moms family beat someone up once for trying to r*** my great aunt several years ago.


wow rapist :S i would kill him if he try to rape my wife ... if i had one lol
TotallySane
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i would tourture cuz he tryed to kill me


Wait, what? Did you even READ the question?
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If someone breaks into your private property, you have every right to beat them up, and if they pull a gin or knife you can kill them. Trust me there was recently a case like this in my town, and my Moms family beat someone up once for trying to r*** my great aunt several years ago.


But the fact is he's not on your property. And if he breaks into your house, then goes home, you can't go over to his house and beat him up. While you can use reasonable force against intruders, the question wasn't "Someone broke into your house and is trying to rape your great aunt, do you kill him or torture him?" It was, "Someone cut one of your pets legs off. Do you get back at him by killing him or torturing him?"
JJ52
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But the fact is he's not on your property. And if he breaks into your house, then goes home, you can't go over to his house and beat him up. While you can use reasonable force against intruders, the question wasn't "Someone broke into your house and is trying to **** your great aunt, do you kill him or torture him?" It was, "Someone cut one of your pets legs off. Do you get back at him by killing him or torturing him?"


I was assuming he was still on your property...
TotallySane
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I was assuming he was still on your property...


Even so, all you could get away with would be a beating. And remember, he cut off your pet's leg, so he has a saw/machete/knife with him, and your dog is lying there bleeding. And your choice of action is to beat him up, call your cousin to come beat him up, at this point it has turned to assault, have your bleeding 3 legged dog attack him, then turn him to the police IF he was alive. You had better pray he was alive because if not, you're gonna be in jail for a long time, and even if he was, you'd probably still have to do time. And as a result you would lose your dog anyways. So think, was it REALLY worth it?
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