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Nathan217
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Ok, some prick decides to cut your pets legs off, and you catch the prick, do you kill him fast or torture the prick?

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RaptorExx
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Not that these exist, but FYI, a mythical '1 Gage' would be ub3r powerful compared to the legendary '50 Gage'....

I'd torture, what I'd do?, if I could, I doubt I would really care enough [be too concerned with my pet, a dog, naturally] to do anything at all aside from calling the police. Perhaps I'd just skin him alive =D Simple, yet effective, not creative at all but as I said, I'd be more concerned with my dog's condition...

Plus I'm like 5 feet tall, and not much of a weightlifter, how the heck would I take this huge grown man down by myself unless I had a gun or something???

SmokeUp420
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A knife? I have a machete over here somewhere, from fuckin' El Salvador. Shits so tight. It has the coat of arms on it.

PrivatePapi
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Have you guys no shame? I would forgive him. Pffft.

Buttsex420
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Why forgive him? He killed your dog. You might think thats the best thing to do, to forgive, right now, but if it actually happened, you wouldn't be thinking about forgiving him. You would want to kick his ass.

Nathan217
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Have you guys no shame? I would forgive him. Pffft.
You would really forgive some prick for cuttin' your pets legs off...what theee fuck?
PrivatePapi
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Why forgive him? He killed your dog. You might think thats the best thing to do, to forgive, right now, but if it actually happened, you wouldn't be thinking about forgiving him. You would want to kick his ***.


I would want to kick him. Hard. But it's just not right. So no.

You would really forgive some prick for cuttin' your pets legs off...what theee ****?


Totally, even though my first thought would prolly be to hurt him in one way or another.
Buttsex420
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I would want to kick him. Hard. But it's just not right. So no.

I can't argue with a pussy like you. You have no idea how things work. You don't just let someone get away with shit like that. He deserves it.
RaptorExx
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Have you guys no shame? I would forgive him. Pffft.

I have no shame, I admit, but who cares? In real life things are different, I'd want to seriously kill him, slowly, but I probably couldn't...plus, if I did anything to him really, as the law goes, I myself would probably be the one going to jail in the end!
FryLock19
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If I killed him,I'd go to jail,so it's not worth it. Just report him to the ASPCA,and they'll take care of it.

FryLock19
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Besides,now your pet has a cool nickname,Torsoboy!

firetail_madness
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Don't report it to PETA.
Anyways, it's good to know this decision will never come up for me because I don't have a pet, and how does a person go into your house and cut the legs off of your goldfish?

RaptorExx
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and how does a person go into your house and cut the legs off of your goldfish?

Simple, grab a knife, grab the goldfish, cut off the fins =D
PrivatePapi
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I can't argue with a ***** like you. You have no idea how things work. You don't just let someone get away with **** like that. He deserves it.

I have no shame, I admit, but who cares? In real life things are different, I'd want to seriously kill him, slowly, but I probably couldn't...plus, if I did anything to him really, as the law goes, I myself would probably be the one going to jail in the end!


Sigh...no comment guys, no comment.

Simple, grab a knife, grab the goldfish, cut off the fins =D


Cutting a dog's legs off wouldn't necessarily kill it, but cutting the fins of a goldfish would. So that's totally different.
Buttsex420
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That depends. Is the dog going to be left on its own? Because, cutting a dogs legs off won't give you much time for saving. You would have to be fast, and than the dog may as well be dead.

firetail_madness
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Well, yeah.
So, anyways, I'd report them to authorities.

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