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I would torture him! Firstly, i get some Hot Sauce, squeeze it all down his throat... Get a hamster, shove it up his butt, get a knife and repeatedly stab him... Let him lie there for a few days... Come back and feed him and give him water, Patch up his wounds, and then repeatedly shoot him with an Airsoft Gun. Then repeatedly stab him with knife again... Rinse and repeat until i get bored.

I wouldn't do either, even though I'd want to.

I'd rather not end up in jail for 10 years though.

Torture him so I could laugh!

1. I tie him to wooden pole.
2. I get a giant sword and stab him for 3 minutes.
3. Leave him there for the next 2 hours.
4. Shoot him with a Desert Eagle in the shoulder.
5. Paint "Sporex was here" on his body.
6. Skin him alive.
7. Run over him with a steamroller.
8. Fart on him.
9. Bury him.

1. I tie him to wooden pole.
2. I get a giant sword and stab him for 3 minutes.
3. Leave him there for the next 2 hours.

Sporex, good luck not spending 50 years in prison.

Actually, Green, he could die from just the 3 minutes of stabs. XD

I bet he wouldn't even survive for a minute, After all! IT'S A GIANT SWORD!

kill fast because i'm not that mean

he might not die,assume sporex stabs the arm or legs,he wont die

and why is everyone(including me) thinking of the outcome of the man and not the dog???

Whoever said torture...I love you

Okay, if its an animal, I would kill him quick.

But if he or she even laid a hand on a human, I would torture them to the point that they would commit suicide.

slow torture then do like saw thingy he can fight a bear or kill himself

maybe not a bear but another animal hes got just about no chance of winning against

Tough decision, it is actually a question of "can he fight back?" if so then I would do a quick treetop assassination or treetop spinal injury causing him to be able to be tortured but if he was incapacitated I would torture him slowly while my pet chews his legs off

maybe not a bear but another animal hes got just about no chance of winning against

ahahah

tie him up, call the cops, then ask him if i could torture him