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thisisnotanalt
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Here's the lowdown . . . .

Jess (Laela), Burnt (BURN), lalala (Bob) and Moat (Moat) will be joining me as cohosts.

Zlith, Jdogg, Bluydee, and SonnyNerd will be joining me as players. (if they don't show themselves for a long time, I'll reopen signup temporarily).

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As one would expect, the changed Udiston did not survive the slaying of it's dimensional king. It was all being held together by that one pin - and when the 1337th Gozaran Merc division shattered the monarch, the energy was released. This led to the Mercenaries getting out just in time - after they flew away on the airship, all of Udiston collapsed on itself. The sea reclaimed the now-empty area.



Gozara celebrated the eradication of their lifelong enemy, the Golden Kingdom . . . Udiston. The very name once induced an unholy fear in the minds of citizens - it began to symbolize Gozaran superiority. Technology started racing forward - Gozara gradually metamorphosed into a grand kingdom. It owned the world. And the citizens never forgot it. But there is a chaos stirring under the earth - the destruction of the Udistonian landmass threw off the tilt of the planet, and an unknown continent was revealed. Gwehrstag and Gozara sucked the land dry, taking its energy, its people, and its land slave and hostage. But a revolution is brewing . . . the clowns and the gods have spoken, and Gozara and Gwehrstag will be destroyed. The clowns will have their revenge.


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You can find battling info on the website here.

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The 1337th merc division is currently given free roam of the world.


You can go to 3 continents at this point:

Gondwana (Gozara, Gwehrstag, other countries)

Rydanor (Derstaton, Nation of the RLC, Randomnameus)

Altopia (Kolton, island nation of Takanoa, Lemuria, TNTHAGAAL [Alt's nation])

But a nagging feeling says your roaming will not last long . . . .

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lalala12
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And alt, is my granite shield an ARMOR, like worn on the body, or a SHIELD, worn in nonprimary hand? I want it to be an armor...

zlith
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Remember, 1 attack a turn.

That's just...not fun. I'll use incinerate I suppose.

============="oficial stuff"=============
Name: Samuel Smith
Nickname: Vise
class: Yari
=============stats 'n' such=============
HP: 20/20
MP: 25/40
Atk: 2 [+4] (physical attack damage halved)
Def: 2 [+2]
Lvl: 1 [20/???]
===============i-tems=================
Weapon: Laser Rifle Atk+4 (magic damage x1.5)
Armor: Cybernetic Armor Def+2 [Special: Energy Node (10% chance to let a skill be used without MP cost)]
Msc: none
================skillz=================
Abilities:
---Shock (charges the enemy with electricity, does normal damage, costs 5 MP)
---Incinerate (destroys an enemy with sheer force, does quadruple damage, costs 15 MP)
---Snap Freeze (stuns an enemy, does normal damage, costs 7 MP)
Weapon Abilities: none
lalala12
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Everyone's active but ignoring this thread

Even alt! D:

Moabarmorgamer
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Sum1! Updaaaaate!

lalala12
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Clowns use air and do 0 damage.

We use air and do 0 damage.

Burnt
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aham
Bob does 337 damage
the freeze-incinerate-shock combo does 773 damage. good thinking

I run behind the clown, light his hair on fire, light his pants on fire. May be blast some holes in his body and (oh yeah)my new special attack.
I launch myself in the air by blasting the ground with my LAZOR. By the time i reach 200 meters in the air i load my LAZOR. When i get back to 10 meters in the air i blast the cr@p outta the clown. The blast wave cushions my fall, causing me to land safely on the remains of the clown.

lalala12
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...
I think we just killed it without him even attacking us yet....and....headshot is 4x damage, my sniper is already 335 or so attack, how the HECK could I do only 337?!

Burnt
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your bullet bounced off his fluffy hair. You almost got killed by your own bullet. Tough luck.

lalala12
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Lol.

I can just tank anything....

ALT WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?

Burnt
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we defeated the clown. i get another medal. big final boss guy falls from an airplane and dies. game over. we win. i get another medal. i rule.

jdoggparty
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Jdogg
Foot Soldier
Level 1
Status
HP: 35/35
MP: 10/10
Stats
Attack: 3; +3 (-3 temporarily)
Defense: 3; +3
Equipment
Weapon: Assault Rifle Atk+3
Armor: Military Armor Def+3
Skills
Double Tap (shoots enemy twice, costs 3 MP)
Stimulant (doubles damage of attacks for the next turn, costs 4 MP)

I use Stimulant and shoot the seasoned clown with my assault rifle.

Burnt
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jdogg, maybe you should read the last 20 pages. We killed the 6 clowns.
We are fighting another clown now.

lalala12
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...burnt you fail

We're fightnig the SEASONED CLOWN VETERAN

Duhh...

The -3 is over, so...wait...lemme run ruby...

Rand(21) returned...17! Thus, we get...a +7, so...you did....16 damage....O_o

jdoggparty
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That is why I said SEASONED CLOWN burnt. You really think I'm THAT stupid?

Keyword: That

lalala12
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I dunno how much damage he does...

Cause we dun know his attack modifiers, and with his 7 attack he'd hit me for -11 or so >_>

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