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FireflyIV
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I actually know of an answer to this peculier question. I'd just be interested to hear how many men you would think necessary and why (ie., how they would take it down ).

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XVERB
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I'm fairly sure elephants aren't carnivourous...Lol...


he was just acting like food. so what ever elephants eat. like a plant or something, he was acting like that.

it makes sense to me.... sorda
sonicheroes95
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0, elephants can die of natural causes you boneheads, and you never did a thing to it, so techically, you used your bare hands.

Goto74
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Well...Sonicheroes is correct.

0 is the fewest it could take =/

XVERB
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0, elephants can die of natural causes you boneheads, and you never did a thing to it, so techically, you used your bare hands.


this is true but how many would it take to kill a healthy elephant in a reasonable amount of time
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well he was eaten because he was acting like food


false!

you would have to block the nasal passage to cause the elephant to breathe from his mouth, in doing so the elephant's mouth will open. gf kid, no tards in this thread pls.
Goto74
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this is true but how many would it take to kill a healthy elephant in a reasonable amount of time


0.

Perhaps a large group of Tigers, Lions and Penguins have planned to attack elephants.
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DDX, problem with what you are saying, He said he acted like food. So, uh, dude, you fail there since he said FOOD. He wouldn't need it to breathe from it's mouth the eat with it
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dear god um... 50 normal guys.....30 ufc fighters the size of chuck ladel.... 20 fighters the size of kimbo slice

Cholokid
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false!

you would have to block the nasal passage to cause the elephant to breathe from his mouth, in doing so the elephant's mouth will open. gf kid, no tards in this thread pls.


An example of taking the internet too seriously.
FireflyIV
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An example of taking the internet too seriously.


Personally, I think it's great people are going into so much depth on what's essentially a ludicrous topic. It's one of the great things about the internet.
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ummm 400 that would be enough!

EnterOrion
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Personally, I think it's great people are going into so much depth on what's essentially a ludicrous topic. It's one of the great things about the internet.


Look at the ZSC.

People, no matter how hard you could try, you cannot kill an elephant with your bare hands without a battalion of soldiers.
DDX
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He said he acted like food


elephants arnt tards. they know what food looks like. and it doesnt look like the 5'10'' average male. GOOD FIGHT BAD KID.

Perhaps a large group of Tigers, Lions and Penguins have planned to attack elephants.


I believe the thread said "unarmed men"

again, GF.
Goto74
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I got nothing for that, I suppose you're right.

But, you are still a douche.

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Goto74
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Also, DDX, it was an invalid answer, I didn't actually mean it, is was just something to go with epic stupidity.

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