ForumsThe Tavern[necro] How many men would it take to kill an elephant with their bare hands?

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FireflyIV
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I actually know of an answer to this peculier question. I'd just be interested to hear how many men you would think necessary and why (ie., how they would take it down ).

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Cholokid
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But, you are still a douche.

This.
DDX
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But, you are still a douche.


well thanks, you've only now shown your immaturity, lack of understanding, and lack of vocabulary. People only use insults when their weak minds are unable to comprehend the information taken in, basically when they have "nothing" to say is when they lash out and insult people.

I will slow clap for you because you have solidified my opinion of the general AG population.
XVERB
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People, no matter how hard you could try, you cannot kill an elephant with your bare hands without a battalion of soldiers.


what if the humans made the elephant so scared the it had a heart attack. yeah how about that?
German3945
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lol DDX why are you taking this thread so seriously?

I looked at this thread and immediately laughed and thought "one hell of a lot".

So, one helluva lotta folks finna been needed.
Officially, one American Gladiator cast member.

Holden012
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50 depends how strong they are!!

German3945
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They could have one guy climb up his trunk and try to fuck something up in there.

Or they could all link together around its' neck and choke it out that way.

Or, if you get enough on top of it, you can collapse it and possible break its' leg or something, and if you sharpen your nails a lot you can eventually get down past the skin.

well thanks, you've only now shown your immaturity, lack of understanding, and lack of vocabulary. People only use insults when their weak minds are unable to comprehend the information taken in, basically when they have "nothing" to say is when they lash out and insult people.

this shows your immaturity.
I am not going to argue with you if you try to insult me.
Cholokid
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well thanks, you've only now shown your immaturity, lack of understanding, and lack of vocabulary. People only use insults when their weak minds are unable to comprehend the information taken in, basically when they have "nothing" to say is when they lash out and insult people.

I will slow clap for you because you have solidified my opinion of the general AG population.


I was like you once, then I made a great discovery; the bright yellow orb. Ever since then, my life have greatly increased.
XVERB
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well thanks, you've only now shown your immaturity, lack of understanding, and lack of vocabulary. People only use insults when their weak minds are unable to comprehend the information taken in, basically when they have "nothing" to say is when they lash out and insult people.

I will slow clap for you because you have solidified my opinion of the general AG population.


oh yea well your... your STUPID.. oooooooooooooo gotcha there
Graham
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I was like you once, then I made a great discovery; the bright yellow orb.


blasphemy!!

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/12/13/633963087680361225-sithsquirrels.jpg

it would take two people with their bear hands.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tpvwLWT7oKQ/SRYJPjAKvEI/AAAAAAAAAN4/J-usfWiJ33M/s400/with-my-bear-hands.gif
Maverick4
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9 or 10. The 8 distract the elephant and wear it down, then the other two go in, gouge out the Elephants eyes, and stick their fingers into the brain. Or Arms, since I dont know how big an Elephants eyes are...

the_manta
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the bright yellow orb.


All hail the bright yellow orb, giver of food and heightener of chances of a girlfriend.
DDX
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I was like you once, then I made a great discovery; the bright yellow orb. Ever since then, my life have greatly increased.


as you will notice I am on AG less than you, see therefore I have less points. I also have been more active outside than you Im sure.

lol DDX why are you taking this thread so seriously?


I'm not, I was merely responding to the fact I have been called a douche.

this shows your immaturity.
I am not going to argue with you if you try to insult me.


wasnt talking to you, was talking to the other person.

oh yea well your... your STUPID.. oooooooooooooo gotcha there

no kid, I'm not.
jaza_m
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Ddx I gotta say this but,

Have a cry champ.


Id say at least 100 average joes.

Goto74
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Yeah, DDX, he has been here longer too though,

HoodHulk58
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I was like you once, then I made a great discovery; the bright yellow orb. Ever since then, my life have greatly increased.


i'm with DDX anybody who refers to the sun as a "bright yellow orb" should expect a angry guy "DDX" to get his a$s handed to him though harsh and hurtful comments.
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