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One Day my friend said:

Greesshhh snooobbbaaaaaahhhhh rika nika zoo.

It was to imitate the star wars scene where han solo vs that pimp green alien dude. the alien says something random and then ateempts to shoot han but han solo blows up the aliens head. Everytime my friend says that i crack up.

Well it was more of an insult. He said you kniunvighting flabbergutted ulioptyhned fouterh scuerk

Tsunamis are caused by really big fish.

''I'm not going to give him my hat. I hope his head gets cold from the breeze..... The breeze of revenge''.

- A mate of mine.

This is more annoying then wierd or stupid, but my friend always does this 'joke' that he says I got something really really important. THen when I say what he walks away.

*walks in* *sighs* Oh and you don't have to say who said it.

"Back in my day 534000 came before 2"

"You think they had it hard walking to school I HAD TO GO IN A CAR 1 DEGREE TOO COLD"

Note to self: Reverse psychology?

In response to "what is the largest seed"? Someone in my class responded "an ostrich egg"

Also: "I hate idiots. They're stupid"

"Idiots are not idiotic".If there idiots then they are idiotic that is the hole point.

You just got blowed by a girl

"When I die, I will be reincarnated as a vampire."

No lie.

today.

"did anyone drop their compleat guide to webkinz world?"

no joke

one time my cousin said,
"Wilson, you are my buddy, MY B U DOUBLE D DOUBLE R QEWWW!!!! and i'll never let anyone hurt you wilson..."
yea, he was talkin to a ball! xDDD

Well, there is this YouTube comment here: http://www.youtube.com/user/DarkSuccess ⦠1cwjuZ9Oqo .

You don't have to weigh anything under seventy pounds

"Did you know narwhals made the shish kebab?"

Then I watched the narwhal song.