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Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

"Wanna go out?"

ummm a little inapropriate for middle school and high schoolers

Not really. Even middleschoolers have a pretty good knowledge of sex.

Are you a sergeant? Because you just made my private rank up.

Are you a sergeant? Because you just made my private rank up.

Woah there cowboy! I don't think that's gonna get you too many girlfriends.

Are you a pokemon because I wanna Peek-Atch-You.

[quote]Yeah but there's not that many that would sleep with each other.

Well, in my city girls stopped thinking they got a pu**y made of gold, and started thinking it's made of platinum....

In Miami, out of habit, you go up to a girl and say, "How much?" Courtesy of my friend Dan, who was born there.

Baby you make my soft-ware into hard-ware. A more geeky one

Well it worked on your mom last night, so at least I can say it works.

*walk up to somebody you have never seen before*
'F**k me if im wrong but but dont we know each other.'

'Is your name gillette? because your the best a man can get.'

*have skittles (the sweets) in mouth*
'Hey, wanna taste the rainbow?'

Deffinate win -
*at the end of a drink fuelled night walk up the the worst looking girl there*
'I think my eyes are broken.... I haven't been able to take them off you all night. You look absolutely beautiful'

walk up to a girl you dont know (but shes hot) and say, "Hello, the word of the day is 'legs', lets go back to my place and spread the word"

Your like a mousse. With your curves, and tanned body. Lets go back to my place and we can add whip cream to the mix.