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Are you Jamaican baby, cuz you're Jamaican me crazy.

You must of fell from heaven, that explains your face.

I want to take you home, so you can meet my mom.

Can I take a bite out of your butt?

I'm your Krakatau, I'll let my lava flow all over you.

'If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print'

'Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist'

'I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too'

'I think you have something in your eye! Oh wait.. it's just a sparkle'

''Roses are red violets are blue, I've got a knife, get in the van''.

'Your Mom'

It's one of the most annoying insults ever. We shout at people in our school who use it, as it has been used so often and it's so lame you can't help it.

Even worse:

'Your Dad' (Unless he's standing behind you)

Are you Jamaican baby, cuz you're Jamaican me crazy.

PICK up lines tend to not work unless u are highly attractive which my guess is not many of u so i suggest giving up on pick up lines

Many or the one who created this thread,wanted them so we are giving epic fail pick-up lines.

Or just an epic fail at being funny.

How awesome are you is what people are asking and why do you think of yourself this highly?

These are just for fun. I enjoy reading them.

Yeah me too. It's fun and that's pretty much the only reason i read it.

Wanna eat a banana?

I should say that to someone. xD

In my friends class their teacher had them write any pick up lines on the board and theyre all messed up "You must be a wrench cause your tightening my nuts" and "Ive got skittles in my mouth want to taste the rainbow?" are a couple of them

my freind over there wants to know if you think im cute.

"hey let's count sholders one,two,three,four." You should have your ARM around her.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Or any line pertaining to a roofie.

They might not be legit pickup lines but the girl won't care.