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crazydumdum
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Do you have a stupid pick-up line to share? well i'd be glad to hear it.
hi my name is (blank), remember that so that you'll have something to scream later.

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speedy9me
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I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

speedy9me
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

Pixie214
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Peasant

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

WexMajor82
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Your chlotes look terrible.
Take it off, FAST!!!!

H4V0K
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*Lick finger and touch girls clothes*
'now lets get you out of those wet clothes'

*get an ice cube and smash it on the bar next to the girl*
'now that the ice is broken, lets talk'

Zophia
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Scribe

Furry one:

"You sure you don't have any *species* in you?"
"Yeah..."
"Want some? "

Trumpetfury
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this is fun! lol, i dont have anymore, but it is definitely interesting to watch ya'll say them! xDDD

MageGrayWolf
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Farmer

I once saw in the classified an ad that read "Got job need woman."

Google567
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I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

I have seen this being used a lot lately. We are making that song more popular than ever.
crazydumdum
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I heard another one today.
What pick-up line works 90% of the time?

Chloroform.

XVERB
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I have seen this being used a lot lately. We are making that song more popular than ever.


everyone in my school is saying that just from that song! this one clueless kid had no idea it was from a song and tried to say he made it up himself. ROTFL
thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Since guys think with their d**ks, could you blow my mind?

That outfit would look really nice in a heap next to my bed.

Why don't you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?

valkery
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I'm a dog can I bury my bone in you?

Google567
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Do you know how do it american style, cause I'm canadain.
FT gonna get madd at that one.

peaceman1
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u work at subway cause ur given me a footlong
did it hurt when u fell from heaven

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