Do you have a stupid pick-up line to share? well i'd be glad to hear it.hi my name is (blank), remember that so that you'll have something to scream later.
She might care if you abduct her...
Are those space pants? because your @$$ is out of this world
"you got nice cans."
are you a hot female? because I want to fornicate you.flawless
*hides face in embarrassment* Oh god this is so lame oh well here it is..."Are you from Tennessee, 'cause that's a ten I see!" "Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.""Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.Need me to unzip your files?Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?Hehe hehe, some computer pick-ups!
"Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes."
I'm pretty sure these have probably already been posted, but oh well.Dude: Are you from UPS?Chic: Yeah sure.Dude: ...Cuz I'm willing to deliver a package! =>Dude: It's a good thing I brought my library card, because I'm checking you out!lol
"Hello I'm a biologist, I would like to study your genetic makeup in closer detail."
Dude: Are you from UPS?Chic: Yeah sure.Dude: ...Cuz I'm willing to deliver a package! =>
Dude: Do you work for UPS?Chick: Yea sure...why?Dude: 'Cause I saw you looking at my package!
I think that the other way is:Dude: Do you work for UPS?Chick: Yea sure...why?Dude: 'Cause I saw you looking at my package!
Dude: Are you from UPS?Chic: Yeah sure.Dude: ...Cuz I'm willing to deliver a package!
Do you think you could hold my soap? I seem to have forgot to dropped my paper clip. *Bends down and wearing no underwear*
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