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Am I lost....
Or it just your Eyes...

hello im steven hawking you want some of this(justures to you know what)

stupid lines to entice a girl

hello there,is your father a skilled baker?cos you've got nice buns

you ask a hot blound out and your like then the blound wished her friends were here

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Me got another one.

I have skkttles in my mouth, do you want to taste the rainbow?

I'm a telephone, all you have to do is dial.
Got that one from a Foo Fighters song.

are you a hot female? because I want to fornicate you.

hello im steven hawking you want some of this(justures to you know what)

Here is the best one so far get ready


Wanna fu*k?

Are you alone?
Oh, don't worry about the drink; nobody messed with it.

I've got another...

Roses are red, violets are blue, Iâm really horny, letâs go and screw.

well it's a rare time if i use a pick-up line, i write love songs i play in a band i am a rocker with well a you can say rich grandfather and when i am apart witha girl i mostly use these on MSN or SMS
"all these time we've been apart i missed you what i mostly missed were your bright eyes, you beautiful smile, but what i missed the moast were your ruby red lips' if we were apart for 2 weeks or longer