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crazydumdum
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Do you have a stupid pick-up line to share? well i'd be glad to hear it.
hi my name is (blank), remember that so that you'll have something to scream later.

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Koshionos
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Jester

Ever been to an amusement park? cause I'm gonna take you for a ride!

Armpit
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Nomad

Wait a minute.....it's the man who isn't wearing underwear? I think the girl would just run away from that.

Azial
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Azial
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Nomad

Let us (Insert vulgar word here).

Joshman1444
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Nomad

I usually use this piece of gold:

Whats your name?

cusefan666
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Nomad

the word of the day is legs come back to my place and we will spread the word

Pixie214
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Peasant

"What a beautiful night for an evening"

It's not quite completely insane just offset from reality.... makes people think for a second lol

Roses are red; Violets are Blue; Get in the Van.

Armpit
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Nomad

"I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave."

The only good line from that "Bedrock" song.

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Roses are red; Violets are Blue; Get in the Van.


It's actually.

Roses are red; Violets are Blue; I have a knife; Get in the (censored) Van.
2014631
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Nomad

Let us (Insert vulgar word here).



Lol that just makes you think of... well... you know lol
firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Lol that just makes you think of... well... you know lol


I think that's the point, I don't think it'll work either XD
94firebird
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Nomad

can i take a picture of you?
why?
cauze i gota show santa what i want for christmas

XVERB
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Nomad

I lost my number, Can I have your's?[Oldest trick in the book


Thats a good one! i have actually never heard it. of course no &quotick up lines ever work unless you are extremely good looking witch in that case you could use anything as a pick up line.

i can use anything as a pick up line
Armpit
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Nomad

sup ladies my names OJ Simpson


That's not even a pick-up line; I'd say it's more of a "drop-off line", because the only girls you ever say that to will run away from you!

Unless they're huge OJ fans, and they remember him for his American football skills rather than his murder trials.
XVERB
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he was actually referring to orange juice and Mr. Simpson mixed together, right? Mr. Simpson beinng the yellow funny guy

Bleuu
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If you were a big finger I'd pick my boogers with you!
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