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valkery
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valkery
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This thread is for you to share your favorite stories about idiots, imbeciles, morons, retards, nincompoops and the like.

No spaming.

Also, please do not mention names of real people. Change their name.

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MageGrayWolf
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I knew this one kid who wanted to see if his bebe gun was still loaded. So he pumped it up pressed the barrel to his hand and fired it. ...It was loaded.

DapwnageG
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I know someone who thought Asia was a country.

MRWalker82
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I knew this one kid who wanted to see if his bebe gun was still loaded. So he pumped it up pressed the barrel to his hand and fired it. ...It was loaded.


This is why you always test the 'is it loaded or not' hypothesis whilst aiming the barrel of your BB gun at your friend's leg instead of your hand (probably also why my friends won't have BB gun fights with me anymore I think...)
Efan
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i forgot how to sit in a chair. i was staring at it for two minutes then dived at it straight on and crashed into it =)
(but that was for a comedy play i was doing)...............(made the audience laugh )

1337Player
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I've got this person in this class and we were talking about Egyptians and we were trying to come up with a question for the topic &quotyramids" and the person said, "Were Egyptians bald?"
>.>, O_O.

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